Automobiles have been the bane of humanity ever since their unfortunate invention by this guy. Henry Ford attempted to make these vehicles safer by trying to make the backseat of cars too small to make love on and protect the upholstery of the car from being impregnated by a lecherous man; however, there is nothing to protect the driver of the vehicle who were prone to collide with other vehicles whose drivers who happened to be distracted by performing cunnilingus while simultaneously trying to send a text message to their stock broker to sell all their shares of Enron before Andersen's auditing discrepancies were published.
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