Lewes (pronounced Lewis) is the county town of East Sussex, England and gives its name to the Local government district in which it lies. The settlement has a long history as a bridging point and as a market town, and is today an important communications hub, and tourist-orientated town.
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| - Lewes (pronounced Lewis) is the county town of East Sussex, England and gives its name to the Local government district in which it lies. The settlement has a long history as a bridging point and as a market town, and is today an important communications hub, and tourist-orientated town.
- The people of Lewes are middle class, middle aged and superior to the rest of the country. Young people (under 35) flee to the sodomite-ridden metropolis of Brighton while the elderly (those over 50) are shipped off to sunniest care home in England - Eastbourne - where they spend the rest of their days writing to the Daily Telegraph about chavs, non-white people, and homosexuals, and enjoy riding mobility scooters around the popular sky-diving spot 'Beachy Head'. Meanwhile, those who are financially inferior are trussed up and sent on rafts down the River Ouse to the port of Newhaven, whose crime statistics make West Baltimore look like Butlins.
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| - Lewes (pronounced Lewis) is the county town of East Sussex, England and gives its name to the Local government district in which it lies. The settlement has a long history as a bridging point and as a market town, and is today an important communications hub, and tourist-orientated town.
- The people of Lewes are middle class, middle aged and superior to the rest of the country. Young people (under 35) flee to the sodomite-ridden metropolis of Brighton while the elderly (those over 50) are shipped off to sunniest care home in England - Eastbourne - where they spend the rest of their days writing to the Daily Telegraph about chavs, non-white people, and homosexuals, and enjoy riding mobility scooters around the popular sky-diving spot 'Beachy Head'. Meanwhile, those who are financially inferior are trussed up and sent on rafts down the River Ouse to the port of Newhaven, whose crime statistics make West Baltimore look like Butlins.
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