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| - Todd: Hi, everybody. Um...2010 was a very interesting year for me, and by far the most interesting thing that happened was that I was invited to join a little website called thatguywiththeglasses.com. Now when this happened, I was thrilled and I was honored, but as I slowly got used to my new place of employment, I began to notice that my new compatriots and colleagues were reviewers of [images of...issue of The Amazing Spider-Man] comic books, [Ikki Tousen] anime, [Air Gear] manga, [Sonic Unleashed] video games, [double-bill: Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster and Curse of the Voodoo] cheesy B-movies, [Doug] cartoons, [Masked Rider V3 and Riderman] toys, [Doctor Who] sci-fi television, [search of Bible-themed fan fics] and Internet fan-fiction. And that's when I realized...YOU ALL ARE A
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| - Todd: Hi, everybody. Um...2010 was a very interesting year for me, and by far the most interesting thing that happened was that I was invited to join a little website called thatguywiththeglasses.com. Now when this happened, I was thrilled and I was honored, but as I slowly got used to my new place of employment, I began to notice that my new compatriots and colleagues were reviewers of [images of...issue of The Amazing Spider-Man] comic books, [Ikki Tousen] anime, [Air Gear] manga, [Sonic Unleashed] video games, [double-bill: Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster and Curse of the Voodoo] cheesy B-movies, [Doug] cartoons, [Masked Rider V3 and Riderman] toys, [Doctor Who] sci-fi television, [search of Bible-themed fan fics] and Internet fan-fiction. And that's when I realized...YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS! [pic from Revenge of the Nerds] NERDS! [nerd party] NERDS! [Nerd Day at work] NERDS!!! Worse than that discovery was the realization that, come year's end, I was gonna have to expose myself as the lamest person on this site. Because, you see, I would not be able to make fun of pop music like I do if I didn't enjoy it at least a little. And I feel obligated every year to do a list of the pop songs that I actually really liked. I will say this though. Clip of Justin Bieber Ft Ludacris - "Baby" Todd (VO): 2010 was the year we made contact with not a lot of good pop songs. Justin: You know you love me... Todd (VO): Now, I mean, there were plenty of tolerable ones, [Clip of La Roux - "Bulletproof"] but stuff I actually liked? Last year I had to whittle down my Top Ten from a much longer list; this year I kinda struggled a bit to get to a full ten. Todd: Now I could've filled this list out with stuff that was not overplayed pop hits, and if I were to do that, any one of these songs... ...could've made it on here, but quite frankly, I prefer to do it this way. This is my penance for being such a negative nitpicking jerk the rest of the year, and trust me, at points it's going to be humiliating. So get ready, everybody, for the Todd In The Shadows Hypocrisy Hour, because I'm counting down... Video clip of DJ Earworm - "United States of Pop 2010," which serves as the interlude through the countdown Todd (VO): The Top 10 Best Hit Songs of 2010.
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