First of all: ha ha ha ha ha, what happened? Did you slip on a perfectly dry floor? Moron! Did you lose that arm in a car crash? Fucking blind idiot! Was it that mechanic who 'forget' to fix your breaks, causing you to hit that tree which must have looked very bad given how drunk you were? Having such good fortune all my life all I can do is rofl at your misfortunes; but still, no matter what the circumstances are, no matter how much petrol you poured on that bonfire, no matter how many rocks you threw at that wasp's nest it's your stupid fuck ups that make me rich, so come one come all let's parade your hilariously stupid injuries for all the courts to see.
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| - First of all: ha ha ha ha ha, what happened? Did you slip on a perfectly dry floor? Moron! Did you lose that arm in a car crash? Fucking blind idiot! Was it that mechanic who 'forget' to fix your breaks, causing you to hit that tree which must have looked very bad given how drunk you were? Having such good fortune all my life all I can do is rofl at your misfortunes; but still, no matter what the circumstances are, no matter how much petrol you poured on that bonfire, no matter how many rocks you threw at that wasp's nest it's your stupid fuck ups that make me rich, so come one come all let's parade your hilariously stupid injuries for all the courts to see.
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| - First of all: ha ha ha ha ha, what happened? Did you slip on a perfectly dry floor? Moron! Did you lose that arm in a car crash? Fucking blind idiot! Was it that mechanic who 'forget' to fix your breaks, causing you to hit that tree which must have looked very bad given how drunk you were? Having such good fortune all my life all I can do is rofl at your misfortunes; but still, no matter what the circumstances are, no matter how much petrol you poured on that bonfire, no matter how many rocks you threw at that wasp's nest it's your stupid fuck ups that make me rich, so come one come all let's parade your hilariously stupid injuries for all the courts to see.
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