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| - : [Following a tricycle-Big Wheel accident]
:Boy: We should probably exchange numbers.
:Stewie: Ok, I'm a ten, you're a four.
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:Tom Tucker: Coming up: Local newsman shows a camera operator how to center a shot.
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:Mosquito: Hi, I'm the new nurse.
:Lois: Get outta here! This blood's not for you!
:Mosquito: Aww. Oh look, an empty tire with some water in it. All right, I'm happy again.
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:Narrator: TV, that thing you used to watch.
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:Peter: Aagh! Aagh! Sex! Sex!
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:Lois: Peter, your arms are turning purple.
:Peter: Purple with success. That's the color of money.
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:[Peter smacks a woman]
:Lois: That was the right thing to do, Peter.
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:Joe: That was an unearned giggity, Quagmire.
:Quagmire: I said "up". No?
:Joe: No.
:Cleveland: No.
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:Brian: Stewie, what are you doing?
:Stewie: Being awesome.
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:Stewie: Ah crap. I should've known something was up when I saw all those cars out front.
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:Brian: I have to go to Chris' room. We're doing a masturbation intervention. I got a buncha his friends sitting in a circle in there... oh dear God!
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:Cookie Monster: Me love Cookie! Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
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