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| - Cupcakeanity is the religious following of the one true NADCupcake, the Cakessiah, Creator of Sweetness, Lord of Frosting, Heavenly Ordainer of Cup, and Divine Emperor of Sprinkles. The Doctrine of the most holy and delicious NADCupcake: The Most Holy Prayer of Blessing from the one true NADCupcake, the Cakessiah, Creator of Sweetness, Lord of Frosting, Heavenly Ordainer of Cup, and Divine Emperor of Sprinkles:
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| - Cupcakeanity is the religious following of the one true NADCupcake, the Cakessiah, Creator of Sweetness, Lord of Frosting, Heavenly Ordainer of Cup, and Divine Emperor of Sprinkles. The Doctrine of the most holy and delicious NADCupcake:
* That the NADCupcake is our one true Cakessiah.
* That the InviCookie is the source of all evil in the Coalition.
* That the Cakessiah reigns supreme in the afterlife, sitting on the highest cloud in Caketopia.
* That the InviCookie reigns supreme in all that is evil, sitting on the lowest brimstone in the fires of Cookie-Hell.
* That the lowest, darkest, brimstone-eist sections of Cookie-Hell are reserved for those who support the InviCookie's sole claim to the Recreation Room Banner. The NADCupcake resides in the most holy shrine, St. Frosting's Basilica. President Kent of Rodenia has been declared by the most Divine NADCupcake the Chief Baker, Icer and Decorator of The Church of Cupcakeanity, The Highest Representative of the Cakessiah below of Banner of the Recreation Room, Curator of St. Frosting's Basilica, The Highest Officer in the fight against the evil of the InviCookie. The Most Holy Prayer of Blessing from the one true NADCupcake, the Cakessiah, Creator of Sweetness, Lord of Frosting, Heavenly Ordainer of Cup, and Divine Emperor of Sprinkles:
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