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| - Charles Keane (nicknamed Cultured Left Foot) is a deceased footballer whose ghost roams the House of Haunted Football Memorabilia who works with the villains, Ivan, Junior Bloomsberry, Danno Wolfe, Mrs. Blenkinsop, Mr. Scrimp, Brad Scrimp, Blake Midwinter, Nasal, Olive, Cuthbert, Teacher, Headmaster, Janitor, Winston, Slasher Brown, Slasher Brown's Henchmen, Posh Penny, Godfrey, Mr. School Inspector, Captain Prefab, Katzenberger, Mr. Dust, Sgt. Slipper, Hugo Trenchfoot, Vilhemina Slop Bucket, Mrs. Creecher, Minnie's Teacher, Chums, Fatty Fudge, Fatty Fudge's Son, Reg Trademark, Captain Trout, Aunty Fanny, Aunty Gertrude, Sard, Mrs. Duffel, Mrs. Greature, Sir Fitz-Patrick Flush, Hank, McInk, Mr. Har Har, Dr. Ian Sight, Dr. Paeleo, Monsieur Torte-Visage, Norman, "Baby-Face" Finlayson, Robers
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| - Charles Keane (nicknamed Cultured Left Foot) is a deceased footballer whose ghost roams the House of Haunted Football Memorabilia who works with the villains, Ivan, Junior Bloomsberry, Danno Wolfe, Mrs. Blenkinsop, Mr. Scrimp, Brad Scrimp, Blake Midwinter, Nasal, Olive, Cuthbert, Teacher, Headmaster, Janitor, Winston, Slasher Brown, Slasher Brown's Henchmen, Posh Penny, Godfrey, Mr. School Inspector, Captain Prefab, Katzenberger, Mr. Dust, Sgt. Slipper, Hugo Trenchfoot, Vilhemina Slop Bucket, Mrs. Creecher, Minnie's Teacher, Chums, Fatty Fudge, Fatty Fudge's Son, Reg Trademark, Captain Trout, Aunty Fanny, Aunty Gertrude, Sard, Mrs. Duffel, Mrs. Greature, Sir Fitz-Patrick Flush, Hank, McInk, Mr. Har Har, Dr. Ian Sight, Dr. Paeleo, Monsieur Torte-Visage, Norman, "Baby-Face" Finlayson, Robers, Cruncher Kerr, Mr. de Testa, Angel Face, Athena and Ratbucket. He appears in Beano No. 3708 (October 26, 2013) in the Ball Boy strip. When he first meets Ball Boy, who's neither scared of him nor heard of him before, he offers Ball Boy some haunted football boots (which will make him powerful against his opponents), which Ball Boy turns down since he's already good at football. Next, he shows him a haunted football shirt which will stop the wearer from sweating. Ball Boy calls it rubbish. Finally, Keane, who is getting infuriated, offers Ball Boy the Norfolk District League Challenge Trophy of Doom, which, if anyone holds it above their head, will summon the Devil himself and bring about the Apocalypse. Ball Boy receives it anyway, and spends it on bidBay (a parody of eBay) as the Devil destroys the city, since Ball Boy has lifted the cursed trophy above his head.
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