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| - :Peter: [to Lois] I want you on my team for everything...except for sports.
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:[Stewie farts on Peter while he's sitting at the table with an electric fan. The fart travels back to Stewie.]
:Stewie: Ah! Friendly fire!
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:[A group stands graveside]
:Quagmire: We're supposed to dig this kid up. Any volunteers?
:Herbert: [in mining gear]I dig kids.
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:[Chris jet skis to Block Island with Meg]
:Chris: Why are your nipples poking into me?!
:Meg: Sorry! That happens when I'm cold.
:Chris: But why are there THREE of them?!
:Meg: They're aren't! Two of them are moles.
:Chris: Those numbers still don't add up!
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:Tricia: [Dressed as Lois] I will have one scoop of mint chocolate chip in a waffle cone.
:Peter: You are a practical, straight-forward people.
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:Peter: [to Lois] Can you forgive me? Chris forgave me.
:Chris: [holding an ice pack on his black eye] I can't wait until you fall asleep tonight.
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:Meg: [trying to put down the car window] Dad, it smells like rotting flesh in here! Take the window lock off.
:Peter: Can't do that, Meg. I don't trust myself not to jump out the window.
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:Peter: [arriving at Old Block Island Cemetery with Lois] Damn it Lois, they're already here! This is all your fault!
:Lois: What? How is this my fault?
:Peter: Because you just had to stop for ice cream, then you get in there and you order like you never heard of food before!
:[cut to Peter and Lois at an ice cream stand]
:Lois: Oh, coffee fudge swirl with Reese's peanut butter cups. Oh, I wonder what's in that.
:Peter: You just listed off all the ingredients! Everything you just said is what's in that!
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:Peter: Suzuki Samurai: ninja name, garbage car.
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:[Joe defends the dugout with a baseball bat at McCoy Stadium during the treasure hunt]
:Joe: This dugout is mine! You hear me?!
:Bruce: Well, you can take that bat and shove it up my ass mister.
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:Peter: [devising a plan to enter the Clam] This is worse than the time we were in the Clam right now. [Peter and Lois appear inside the Clam] Yes!
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:Peter: [after learning the treasure is an expired coupon] Um, this sucks worse than when I went to the strip club without Lois. [appears at a strip club] Yay!
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:Peter: [after hearing a knock at the door] No way that's the shrimp!
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