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| - (Curtain opens, then scene opens up with Phineas and Ferb sitting under the tree in their backyard.) Phineas: You know, Ferb, I cannot believe it's the last day of summer vacation. Where did those 104 days go? (Ferb clicks pen open) Oh, right. The rollercoaster, Mount Rushmore, blah, blah, blah. Okay, we've done a lot of stuff, but it's too bad that the sun can't shine in the sky forever. We've gotta think of way to make this the best day ever. Don't you think? (Pauses, looks at Ferb, who is staring at the audience) Ferb? Ferb? Ferb: Have you ever noticed that audience there before? (Pause) Phineas: No. (Phineas and Ferb run towards to the audience) There it is! An audience in a stage! Ferb, how do we get down there? (Phineas and Ferb jump, smack against the screen, then realizes that there is a barrier) Hm. Seems to be some kind of barrier. Okay, let's try this. We're gonna need two hydraulic lifters, a small quantum fuel generator... (Ferb points to Phineas, then Phineas turns with Ferb, revealing a slide right next to them while part of the slide slides onto the stage) ...Or that giant slide might work. I wonder why we never saw that before. (Ferb shrugs) Come on! (Phineas and Ferb run to the slide, climb up the ladder, then slide down the slide, revealing the reality versions of Phineas and Ferb on the stage) Wow. Seems like the entire Tri-State Area is here. Wait a minute. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna put on the coolest live show ever for this audience. ♪ Ferb, I think I know what we are gonna do, ♪ ♪ We got this stage, we got these lights, we got this audience too ♪ ♪ With a little inspiration, we be ready to go ♪ ♪ Well, inspiration and these dancers ♪ Dancers: ♪ (Yeah! We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Spotlight, footlights, music, choreography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's all live, there's no cinematography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Costumes, sets, theatrical machinery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Stagehands backstage moving all the scenery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Ferb: ♪ Put on a show ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's the last day of summer, ♪ ♪ Don't know where the time flew, ♪ ♪ But if you share it with us, ♪ ♪ We're gonna share it with you ♪ ♪ If you've nowhere to go ♪ ♪ For like an hour or so, ♪ ♪ Sit back and relax ♪ Dancers: ♪ We're gonna put on a show! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Spotlight, footlights, music, choreography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's all live, there's no cinematography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Costumes, sets, theatrical machinery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Stagehands, backstage, lowering this big marquee ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ (The title sequence drops down) Phineas: Now, that's a sign. Not bad, huh? (The title sequence rises up, then stops at the top) Diva #1: ♪ We dance and hop! ♪ Diva #2: ♪ And we're never gonna stop! ♪ Diva #1: ♪ We jump on the beat! ♪ Diva #2: ♪ We make this show sweet! ♪ Diva #1: ♪ Diva 1! ♪ Diva #2: ♪ Diva 2! ♪ Both Divas: ♪ We're here for all of you. Got your fingers in the air and we'll be right there. ♪ Phineas: ♪ We're gonna put on a show! (X2) ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Spotlight, footlights, music, choreography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's all live, there's no cinematography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Costumes, sets, theatrical machinery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Stagehands backstage moving all the scenery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas & Dancers: ♪ We're...gonna...put...on...a show! ♪ (Song ends, then holds for applause) Phineas: That was a-mazing. And those random dancers really enhanced our production value. Phineas: But you know, if we're going to put on the coolest live show ever, we might need some more help. (Isabella, Gretchen, Milly, and Katie wander onto the screen behind them) Isabella: Hi Ferb. (Dreamy look and voice) Hi Phineas! What'cha doin'? Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella, puttin' on a show. Wanna help? Isabella: You betcha', come on girls! (Isabella, Katie, Milly and Gretchen crash into the screen like Phineas and Ferb did earlier) Phineas: Whoa, whoa! Hold up! That won't work! Try the slide! Isabella: Oh, that's much more convenient. Katie: Coming! Gretchen: Yellow slide! Milly: How did this big slide get here? (Isabella and the troika of Fireside Girls go up the ladder and down the slide revealing their reality versions) Isabella: Wow, you have a real audience and everything! What do you want us to do? Phineas: Umm, I know! You can be our band! (Instruments conveniently come out of nowhere) Milly: Look everybody! Instruments! Phineas: How serendipitous. (Isabella plays a rocking tune on the electric guitar) Phineas: Okay! Let's rock! (Milly taps the drum sticks three times. Everyone starts playing the music of Follow the Sun) Phineas: Nice! (Everyone keeps playing and eventually, Baljeet and Buford wander onto the screen) Baljeet: Phineas? Ferb? Hello? I hear music. Phineas: We're doing a live show! Buford: Oh! I love musicals! Baljeet: YOU like musicals? Buford: You don't know everything about me! Baljeet: Alright! Here we go! (Baljeet is about to bump into the screen but is stopped and grabbed by Buford) Buford: No! Don't run through the screen! You'll embarrass us both! There's a slide right over there! Baljeet: Oh yes. It seems obvious in retrospect. (Buford drops Baljeet and they climb up the slide ladder, but Baljeet stops) Baljeet: This slide is a very steep incline. I do not know. Buford: Various choices. (Buford kicks Baljeet down the slide causing Bajeet to scream whilst going down, revealing him in reality. As Buford goes down, he gets stuck halfway down the slide, causing the background to warp. Phineas and Ferb help Buford get unstuck, revealing him in reality too.) Buford: Hey, who built this thing? (Isabella and the Fireside Girls finish playing and the audience cheers.) Buford: Alright, let's do this thing! What is this? Step ball change? (Dances a little) Or jazz hands in a grapevine? (Dances again) Phineas: Actually...we were thinking something like this. Hit it, girls! (Isabella and the Fireside Girls start playing their instruments again) (Song: Phineas and Ferb Theme) Phineas: ♪ There's 104 of summer vacation 'till school comes a long just to end it ♪ ♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪ ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it... ♪ ♪ Like maybe... ♪ ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower! ♪ ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist♪ All: ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower! ♪ Others:♪ Surfing tidal waves! ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots♪ ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain! ♪ (A green brain is tossed to Phineas and he catches it) Phineas: It's over here! All: ♪ Finding a Dodo bird♪ ♪ Painting a continent♪ ♪ Or driving your sister insane! ♪ (Phineas tosses the brain away) Phineas: ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts next fall! ♪ All: ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna, do it, all! (X2) ♪ Phineas: Yeah! (Song ends, then holds for applause) (Candace suddenly walks on the screen talking on her cellphone) Candace: I don't know, Stacy. I think records were giant glass CDs you scratch with a needle. So, I need them together for Jeremy's coming over. (Candace turns to the screen and sees Phineas, Ferb, and the others on the stage) Oh, hey, guys. so, I kindly just-- (Candace looks in horror to see Phineas, Ferb, and the others on stage) Call you back, Stacy! (Candace runs to the screen, then slams into it) Phineas? Ferb? How did you get down there and where is there? Phineas: To answer your first question we use that slide over there. As for the second, we're not sure, but it's cool. Candace: How long has this been there? Wait right there, I'm coming down. (Candace slides down the slide, revealing herself in reality) Alright, what are you two up to? Phineas: Well... we're gonna put on a show to all these live people in the audience. Candace: Audience? What audience? (sees the audience, who get illuminated by headlights) Oh, that audience. Does that mean I'm the star? (Dances around, but the music suddenly winds down) Phineas: Actually, it's more of an ensemble piece. We're all working together. Baljeet: Oh! Like a successful lady's boy band. (does a few moves) Buford: Except with all the hand show. (rimshot) Phineas: Exactly. Candace: Yeah...I'm not sure that's gonna work for me. (to the audience) I don't know how many of you are with my situation, but everything always works out for Phineas and Ferb. They basically get to do whatever they want. They built a white-water rafting ride in the backyard, and never got caught. They staged a chariot race in the middle of town, and never got caught! They even built a giant roller derby race in the backyard, and NEVER, GOT, CAUGHT! (As she says this, Phineas, Ferb and the gang put the instruments away and bring out several balloons) Well this time, Mom is gonna find out. This time, they're gonna get busted! (The music starts. The two divas come out and give Candace a cop hat and billy club) Come on, girls! Let's do this. (Song: Busted) ♪ I can see the things you're doing ♪ ♪ And you think that I'm naïve ♪ ♪ But when I get the goods on you ♪ ♪ She'll finally believe ♪ ♪ Well, she says it's all just drama ♪ ♪ But every bubble's got to pop ♪ ♪ She's gonna see just what you're doing ♪ ♪ And then you're finally gonna have to stop ♪ ♪ Don't think you're gonna win this time ♪ ♪ Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you ♪ ♪ I'll get you, I'll get you ♪ ♪ And when I do, you're gonna be busted! (Busted!) ♪ ♪ I don’t wanna put the hurt on you ♪ ♪ But you better believe you when I tell you ♪ ♪ That I finally got the dirt on you ♪ ♪ You're busted! (Busted!) ♪ ♪ Yes, she's finally gonna see the light ♪ ♪ This is how it's gonna be ♪ ♪ When she finds out that I was always right ♪ ♪ You're busted! ♪ ♪ There's a new cop on the beat ♪ ♪ And I'm bringing down the heat ♪ ♪ My eyes are wise to all your lies ♪ ♪ Cause you're not that discreet ♪ ♪ And I don't care what you heard ♪ ♪ Cause there's one 6-letter word ♪ ♪ It’s gonna set me free (Gonna set me free) ♪ ♪ Starts with a B (Starts with a B) ♪ ♪ Goes B-U-S-T-E-D ♪ ♪ You are busted! (Busted!) ♪ ♪ I don't wanna put the hurt on you ♪ ♪ But you better believe you when I tell you ♪ ♪ That I finally got the dirt on you ♪ ♪ You're busted! (Busted!) ♪ ♪ Yes, she's finally gonna see the light ♪ ♪ This is how it's gonna be ♪ ♪ When she finds out that I was always right ♪ ♪ You're busted! ♪ (Song ends, then holds for applause) Mom?! Phineas and Ferb are putting on a live stage show! (Jeremy strides onto the screen, stopping to talk to Candace. Romantic music starts playing) Jeremy: Candace? Candace: Hey Jeremy, where you going? Jeremy: Wow, I don't know what you guys are doing out there, but whatever it is, I'm in! (Jeremy climbs up the slide ladder, going down revealing a reality version) Phineas: Hi Jeremy! We're puttin' on a show! Wanna join' us? Jeremy: Sure, sounds like fun! Don't you think? (Candace bumps Phineas out of the way to talk to Jeremy) Candace: Well of course I do! Hey, we're all in this together. You know me.... team player. Linda: (In background) Candace? (everyone jumps) What did you say the boys are doing? Candace: Uh, nothing! Everything's good here! Just spending some quality time with my brothers. Linda: (In background) Aww, that's so sweet. ♪ Busted! ♪ Candace: Alright, Phineas, now that we're all here, "Working as a team"... Phineas: Wait! We're not all here! Where's Perry? (Song: Perry the Platypus) Backing scat: ♪ Dooby, dooby doo-bah (X4) ♪ Female Singers: ♪ Perry! ♪ Male Singer: ♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! ♪ Backing scat: ♪ Dooby, dooby doo-bah) (X2) ♪ Male Singer: ♪ He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ay-ay! ♪ ♪ He's got more than just mad skill, ♪ Female Singer: ♪ (Wah-ah-ah) ♪ Male Singer: ♪ He's got a beaver tail and a bill ♪ Female Singer: ♪ (Ah-ah) ♪ Male Singer: ♪ And the women swoon, whenever they hear him say... ♪ (Perry chatters and women faint) Male Singer: ♪ He's Perry! ♪ Major Monogram: You can call him Agent P. Male Singer: ♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪ Major Monogram: I said you could call him Agent P! Male Singer: ♪ Perry! Perry the Platypus! ♪ ♪ Agent P! ♪ (Perry does a back-flip and holds out his fists as the song ends and holds for applause) Phineas: You know, Ferb, Perry really is something special. Ferb: He's the finest semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal on the Earth. Phineas: ♪ We consider everyday a plus ♪ ♪ To spend it with a platypus ♪ ♪ We're always so ecstatic ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's semi-aquatic ♪ Ferb: ♪ Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus ♪ ♪ Brings smiles to the both of us ♪ ♪ Life's never fuddie duddy ♪ ♪ With our web-footed buddy ♪ (Phineas and Ferb go back to back and go backstage when Perry is running through a alley, jumps over a trash can, punches some trash can lids out of the way and beats up 2 ninjas, and salutes to the audience) Women: ♪ Perry! ♪ (Perry runs backstage as Phineas and Ferb return with Baljeet, Buford and Jeremy and holding microphones) All: ♪ When we're brushing our teeth ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All: ♪ Tying our shoes ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All: ♪ Combing our hair ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ Phineas: ♪ Like we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar ♪ All: ♪ Blinking our eyes ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All:♪ Breathing in and out ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All: ♪ Sitting in a chair ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy:♪ It's better ♪ Ferb: ♪ And taking a bath, just a little bit wetter ♪ All: ♪ Everyday is such a dream ♪ ♪ When you start it with a monotreme ♪ ♪ He's duck-billed and he's beaver tailed and hairy ♪ Buford: ♪ You know that he's hairy! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Everything's Better with Perry ♪ Buford/Baljeet/Jeremy: ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry) ♪ Ferb: ♪ Everything's Better with Perry ♪ Others: ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Everything's better and we just want to tell you Perry... ♪ All: ♪ Everything's better with you! ♪ Phineas: I wonder what Perry is doing right now. Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. Phineas and Ferb: ♪ Everything's better with you! ♪ (Secret agent music goes on and Perry starts searching and does a cartwheel, followed by 2 back-flips and his lair chair comes out of nowhere and he sits on it. An animated screen with Major Monogram pops up) Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. We learned from one of our secret operatives, actually it was that kid in row three there, that Dr. Doofenshmirtz might be building some sort of Audience Control-Inator. (a picture of the inator appears onscreen) We're not sure but we think it might have something to do with controlling that audience. (a picture of an animated version of the audience replaces the inator) The implications could be catastrophic or they might be relatively harmless, but we can't take any chances. So get out there, find him and stop him. Uhh, hold on Agent P, something looks, different about you. Have you put on some weight or maybe volume? (Perry looks towards the audience and shrugs) Hmm, maybe it's just me. (stares at the audience) By the way, I don't know if you've noticed but there's like a thousand people sitting behind you, watching us. Weird. Anyway, get out there and find Doofenshmirtz. (Screen goes static and Perry gets out of his chair and pushes it away and starts searching for Doofenshmirtz. He does a cartwheel and 3-in-a-row back-flips. Doofenshmirtz suddenly comes out of nowhere pushing the incomplete Audience Control-Inator) ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪ Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. You found me! (Perry continues looking for Doofenshmirtz as if Doofenshmirtz isn't even there) How does he not know I'm here? Hello? They been playing my theme song. Play it again louder, please! ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪ (Perry finally hears the theme song and spots Doofenshmirtz and holds out his fists) Ah, Perry the Platypus. You found me! I suppose you're wondering what delightfully evil device I built today. Well, let's jump right to the "Behold" then, shall we? Behold! The Audience-Control-Inator! (The sound of crickets are heard in the background, no one reacts)You know that would sound better with an echo effect, one more time, Okay. BEHOLD!!! THE AUDIENCE-CONTROL-INATOR!!! (echo) (The audience is still not terrified by the beholding)It's still not saying "evil" yet, how about lighting and thunderbolts, okay, you guys ready, lighting, thunderbolts, and the echo, here we go. BEHOLD!!!!! (Lighting and thunderbolts appear on the screen) THE AUDIENCE-CONTROL-INATOR!!!!! (echo) (The audience is now terrified, the lighting and thunderbolts disappear) Aww, there we go, much better. So, Perry the Platypus, I bet your wondering why I want to control this audience? Well, there's a simple explanation, let's tone to the dramatic lighting, and heart wrenching music. (He pushes his inator aside and the sad music starts playing when the spotlight in on Doofenshmirtz) All my life I've had a dream, a simple dream. A dream to be the biggest musical theater star in the entire Tri-State Area, but alas, there's just one teeny miniscule obstacle to achieving my dream. (The music scratches and stops playing) It's my complete and utter lack of talent. (The screen shows a big thumb down and a buzzer sounds) But with my Control-Inator, (Echos, the lighting and thunderbolts re-appear on the screen, then disappear again) they will love everything I do, and all of my dreams will come true. (Song: The Impossible Dream-Man of LaMancha) Doofenshmirtz: Because I dare... ♪ To dream the impossible dream ♪ ♪ To fight the unbeatable foe ♪ ♪ To bear with unbearable sorrow ♪ ♪ To run where the brave dare not go...♪ (Song: I Feel Pretty-West Side Story) Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I'm a man with dreams. And just thinking of being the biggest star in Tri-State Area makes me feel... ♪ I feel pretty ♪ ♪ Oh, so pretty ♪ ♪ That the city should give me its key ♪ ♪ A committee ♪ ♪ Should be organized to honor me! ♪
* Starting with a Latin American version in Mexico City, this was replaced as follows: Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I'm a man with dreams. I'll be such a big star, whereever I go, people will say... ♪ What good is sitting alone in your room? ♪ ♪ Come hear the music play ♪ ♪ Life is a caberet old chum ♪ ♪ So come to the Cabaret! ♪ (Song: One-A Chorus Line) (Dancers come on stage and one gives Doofenshmirtz a sparkly lab coat and takes the plain lab coat away, and another gives him a cane) Doofenshmirtz and Dancers: ♪ One singular sensation, every little step I take ♪ ♪ One thrilling combination, every move that I make ♪ ♪ One smile and suddenly nobody else will do ♪ ♪ You know you'll never be lonely with you-know-who ♪ ♪ One moment in my presence and you can forget the rest ♪ ♪ For the boy is second best to none, son ♪ ♪ Oooh! Sigh! Give me your attention ♪ ♪ Do I really need to mention ♪ ♪ I'm the one! ♪ (Goon comes in with a cage like trap) ♪ Oooh! Sigh! Give me your attention! ♪ (Doofenshmirtz grabs Perry's arm, puts him in the cage, and locks him. Perry just goes with it and keeps dancing) ♪ Do I really need to mention ♪ ♪ I'm...the...one! ♪ (The dancers put their canes in the cage completing the trap that Perry suddenly realizes about. The song ends and holds for applause) Doofenshmirtz: Well, well, well, Perry the Platypus, you're trapped! Cane you believe it? (Laughs) I'm a triple threat. I sing, I dance and I make painfully obvious puns. I'm unstoppable! Now it's time to complete the construction on the Control-inator!...inator, inator? Look, I had to make my own echo effect, are you guys even awake up there? (Lightning and thunderbolts hit and Doofenshmirtz cackles) There you go! (Song: Quirky Worky Song) Women in background: ♪ Suitty-up, Bootty-up, Dit-Dit-Dittly-Da, (X3) ♪ ♪ Ditty, Ditty-Da, da-da, da-da-da ♪ ♪ Suitty-up, Bootty-up, Dit-Dit-Dittly-Da, (X3)♪ ♪ Ditty, Ditty-Da, da-da, da-da-da ♪ (Song ends) Phineas: Okay, everyone. We have this stage,...and we have this audience. Now we just need to put on a show that makes the last day of summer the most fantastic, super-amazing day ever! Any ideas? Baljeet: Phineas, putting on a show is a lot of work! And there's only us, plus these random dancers that keep showing up. Isabella: Yeah, where do they keep coming from? Buford: And more importantly, do they have a green room with snacks? Baljeet: Focus, Buford. Phineas: Well, we did build a skyscraper to the moon. So, I think this is within our graphs. But, we have got to figure out what kind of show it's gonna be. Let's hear some ideas. On the count of three, everyone think out loud. One, two, three. Think! (Everyone starts murmuring different ideas for the show out loud) Phineas: Got any ideas for our show? Just shout it out. (They continue thinking. Suddenly, Ferb comes up the front of the stage to say his idea) Ferb: Beach party. (Song: Backyard Beach) Phineas: Great idea, Ferb! A beach party will help us think of an idea for our show! Ferb: Actually, I was thinking the beach party would be the -- Jeremy: Hey, yeah, a day at the beach always clears my mind. Ferb: No, what I meant was -- Baljeet: Oh, I would be able to come up with an excellent idea if we have a beach party. Ferb: Oh, never mind! Give me the mic. ♪ Listen up people and I'll teach ya ♪ ♪ 'Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach-a, ♪ ♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say ♪ Singers: ♪ Say! ♪ Ferb: ♪ "Brother, whatcha gonna do today?" ♪ ♪ Now you see we're having fun, (fun!) playing under the sun, (sun!) ♪ ♪ And get in line, get in line, 'cause the wet ski's running ♪ ♪ A backyard beach, (hey!) a backyard beach (hey!) ♪ ♪ Nothing's outta reach, we got the backyard beach ♪ ♪ You can change in the broken hut, ♪ ♪ Drink out of a coconut, Three game for a token, but the rest is free ♪ ♪ You got skiing, parasailing, (sailin'!) ♪ ♪ Surfing and a-flailin', (failin'!) ♪ ♪ Your contacts need saline, ♪ ♪ Or else, you can't see ♪ ♪ Got the backyard beach, (hey!) a backyard beach (hey!) ♪ ♪ Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach ♪ ♪ Got the backyard beach, (hey!) a backyard beach, (hey!) ♪ ♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪ Ferb: ♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪ ♪ Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach ♪ ♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪ ♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪ (The music keeps playing as the song is close to its finish) Everyone: ♪ Hey! Hey! Backyard beach! ♪ ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ Ferb: ♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪ All: ♪ Hey! ♪ (Song ends and holds for applause) Buford: Baljeet: (runs upstage giggling) Now I am getting swept out in the free flowing of ideas! I want something simple, a tranquil chant celebration to celebrate harmony and peace on earth. Phineas: You got it! Even comedy! Jeremy: I like disco! (He and the others do a few disco moves) Gretchen: I like cute, fuzzy animals. Candace: I need new pants! Phew. How about a show where I get to try on lots of pants! Phineas: Okay, well, we'll try to incorporate that. Buford: I wanna ride hootenanny! (All begin talking at once) Isabella: Phineas, what about you? What do you want us to do? Phineas: Well, I was thinking something with miniature golf would be nice, but I really like all of these ideas. Ferb, do you know what we need? (Everyone begins to gather round) Phineas: A machine that crosses with different ideas, and reconstitutes them into one, big idea. (Spins, then points upward) An Idea Mash-up Machine! (Orchestra sting plays; everyone but Phineas raises their arms) Phineas: Ferb, grab your tools. Everyone: YEAH! Baljeet: I am reeling me out Ferb, but I actually have no idea what we are doing. ♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots (X4) ♪ ♪ We're Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪ ♪ And we're stomping our feet ♪ ♪ To the electric, magnetic mechanical beat ♪ ♪ We've got light bulbs for eyes ♪ ♪ And aluminum noses ♪ ♪ We're bustin' chillin' moves with our robot poses ♪ ♪ (Bustin' chillin' moves with our robot poses) ♪ (Everyone joins together and builds together a doorway. They dance along to robotic music) ♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots (X4) ♪ Baljeet: Hello? Keep building! Phineas: Come on guys! Let's do it! Bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Good! Bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Keep going! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Nice! Bang, bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap! Clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Way to go! ♪ My arm was a gutter, my right shin was a drain ♪ ♪ The whole thing is controlled by ti-titanium brains ♪ ♪ But without imagination, everything we create turns out lame ♪ ♪ (Imagination, our imagination) ♪ ♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots (X4) ♪ Phineas: Behold... the... idea... mash-up... machine! (The whole building is now complete and ready for testing) ♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪ ♪ Word ♪ (Song ends and holds for applause. Everyone poses and Candace stops, and walks up to Phineas and Ferb) Candace: Ugh, alright already, make the thing work! Phineas: Okay Ferb! Let's see what this puppy can do. (Ferb starts tapping buttons on the control pad and the machine is put into work. Screws start rotating back and forth and couple of times and suddenly, the machine shuts down) Candace: That was a bit anti-climatic, don't you think? Phineas: Well, you see Candace. It occurs to me that the audience has been sitting for roughly 42 minutes. They might need a bathroom break. I guess it's intermission! So you go do what you've gotta do, and we'll be right here, waiting. Baljeet: But I have to use the bathroom, too! (Curtains close and a toilet flushes. The show has finished Act 1 and intermission occurs)
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