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| - The Salvation Army is a weapon from the 2nd generation games. It is sometimes referred to as 'the Sally Army'. The Salvation Army is similar to the Old Woman, as when used it freely walks across the landscape for 5 seconds before detonating. After it have blown up, it releases clusters in the form of tambourines. These clusters have the same damage output as a Bazooka shot.
- The Salvation Army was formed in 1865 by London war criminal General William Booth and his goomah wife Catherine. Originally called the "volunteer army," it soon began the impressment of sailors on the high seas, using them as dock hands to unload stolen shipments and secretly sell them under the guise of charitable donations. William would conscript brawlers from the local the bars with soap soup and beat downs, while Catherine stole jewels while attending high society functions. By 1880 their criminal network had spread to America Ireland and Australia; skimming off the unwanted scum of society, the drunks, morphine addicts and prostitutes, from the bottom of the barrel. The Salvation Army marched for prohibition while secretly building distilleries in it's barracks in preparation for bo
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| - The Salvation Army is a weapon from the 2nd generation games. It is sometimes referred to as 'the Sally Army'. The Salvation Army is similar to the Old Woman, as when used it freely walks across the landscape for 5 seconds before detonating. After it have blown up, it releases clusters in the form of tambourines. These clusters have the same damage output as a Bazooka shot.
- The Salvation Army was formed in 1865 by London war criminal General William Booth and his goomah wife Catherine. Originally called the "volunteer army," it soon began the impressment of sailors on the high seas, using them as dock hands to unload stolen shipments and secretly sell them under the guise of charitable donations. William would conscript brawlers from the local the bars with soap soup and beat downs, while Catherine stole jewels while attending high society functions. By 1880 their criminal network had spread to America Ireland and Australia; skimming off the unwanted scum of society, the drunks, morphine addicts and prostitutes, from the bottom of the barrel. The Salvation Army marched for prohibition while secretly building distilleries in it's barracks in preparation for bootlegging; knowing that criminalization would result in a bottle necked supply that would allow them to charge increased prices. This led to an all out gang war with the free market Skeleton Army; however by than the SA had managed to pay off over half the police force with booze and bribes. The Army grew in power, and by 1906, it had successfully engineered the San Francisco Earth Quake by burying dynamite along the San Andres Fault Line, strengthening their image as they solicited charitable donations. After winning the great War on Christmas in the tinsel trenches of 1914 with their chemical weapons and red kettle bells, the Army finally became recognized as an international power, as well as a palpable threat to world civilization. The motto 'Blood and fire' then came about because wherever they went they left in there wake blood from having bricks and hard objects thrown at them by grieving widows. Every good thing has to come to an end though, and the Golden Age came to an end in 1970 with the passing of RICO, when the pigs started to pinch down.
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