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| - The Celestial Teapot is the creator of the whole Universe. The following scripture from the Holy User's Manual, explains how the Earth came into existence.
* Flaming Youth (1.1): On the first day, the Celestial Teapot created a shapeless void, and it was enveloped in darkness. Teapot said, "Let there be light!" And he flipped the Celestial Lightswitch to "ON". Teapot called this light "day." And Teapot saw that it was good.
* Flaming Youth (1.2): On the second day, Teapot created Heaven. He refuses to disclose exactly how. Teapot works in mysterious ways.
* Flaming Youth (1.3): On the third day, Teapot created land. He gathered the water, and called them seas. And Teapot saw that it was good.
* Flaming Youth (1.4): On the fourth day, Teapot put forth onto the land, pineapples
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| - The Celestial Teapot is the creator of the whole Universe. The following scripture from the Holy User's Manual, explains how the Earth came into existence.
* Flaming Youth (1.1): On the first day, the Celestial Teapot created a shapeless void, and it was enveloped in darkness. Teapot said, "Let there be light!" And he flipped the Celestial Lightswitch to "ON". Teapot called this light "day." And Teapot saw that it was good.
* Flaming Youth (1.2): On the second day, Teapot created Heaven. He refuses to disclose exactly how. Teapot works in mysterious ways.
* Flaming Youth (1.3): On the third day, Teapot created land. He gathered the water, and called them seas. And Teapot saw that it was good.
* Flaming Youth (1.4): On the fourth day, Teapot put forth onto the land, pineapples, computers, pipes, boy bands, exercise equipment, sharpies, and kittens. And Teapot saw that it was good.
* Flaming Youth (1.5): And on the fifth day, Teapot created a man and a woman, gave them explicit details of the reproductive process, and passed out contraceptives. The man was named Phil and the woman Phil'erup. And Teapot saw that it was good.
* Flaming Youth (1.6): On the sixth day, Teapot created the rest of the Universe. And Teapot saw that it was moderately okay.
* Flaming Youth (1.7): And on the final day, Teapot had a rest because he was shagged out from all the hard work creating everything. And of course, as the Holy User's Manual is the Word of Teapot, it must be true!
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