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Cartman: Hey Kyle did you know Stan has no talents? Kyle: WHAT THE HELL CARTMAN STAN HAS ALOT OF TALENTS!!! Stan: Actully Kyle Cartman is right i do have no talents! Cartman: At recess i dare you to do something you can't do Kyle: And whats that? Cartman: HE CAN'T F*CKING SKATEBOARD! Kenny: Stan I will make a skate board for you! Stan: Thanks Kenny! (Kenny grabs a peice of wood and paints it blue) Stan: Kenny thats just a blue peice of... Kenny: Im not done! (Kenny grabs 4 wheels and makes a skateboard) Kenny: DONE! Stan: Thaks Kenny! Cartman: I already set up the court! Kyle: Let's go! Kyle: CARTMAN!

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  • Cartman: Hey Kyle did you know Stan has no talents? Kyle: WHAT THE HELL CARTMAN STAN HAS ALOT OF TALENTS!!! Stan: Actully Kyle Cartman is right i do have no talents! Cartman: At recess i dare you to do something you can't do Kyle: And whats that? Cartman: HE CAN'T F*CKING SKATEBOARD! Kenny: Stan I will make a skate board for you! Stan: Thanks Kenny! (Kenny grabs a peice of wood and paints it blue) Stan: Kenny thats just a blue peice of... Kenny: Im not done! (Kenny grabs 4 wheels and makes a skateboard) Kenny: DONE! Stan: Thaks Kenny! Cartman: I already set up the court! Kyle: Let's go! Kyle: CARTMAN!
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  • Cartman: Hey Kyle did you know Stan has no talents? Kyle: WHAT THE HELL CARTMAN STAN HAS ALOT OF TALENTS!!! Stan: Actully Kyle Cartman is right i do have no talents! Cartman: At recess i dare you to do something you can't do Kyle: And whats that? Cartman: HE CAN'T F*CKING SKATEBOARD! Kenny: Stan I will make a skate board for you! Stan: Thanks Kenny! (Kenny grabs a peice of wood and paints it blue) Stan: Kenny thats just a blue peice of... Kenny: Im not done! (Kenny grabs 4 wheels and makes a skateboard) Kenny: DONE! Stan: Thaks Kenny! Cartman: I already set up the court! Kyle: Let's go! (scene cuts out side at recess) Kenny: Ready... Set... GO! (Stan slowly rides his skate board on the track) Cartman: HE IS SO GOD DAMN SLOW! IM GONNA MAKE HIM GO FASTER! Kyle: CARTMAN! (cartman gets on the track) Cartman: STAN GO FASTER! Stan: CARTMAN! (falls off the unsturdy track and falls) Cartman: Oh i gusse i didn't make this thing sturdy (jumps off and lands on snow) Stan: I think im ok guys! (tree breaks and falls on Stan's leg) Stan: OWW! OH MY GOD IT F*CKING HURTS!!!! Kyle: STAN!!! Kenny get the princable! Kenny: OK! (RUNS TO PRINCABLE) Kyle: Stan are you ok? Stan: NO MY LEG F*CKING HURTS! Kyle: Stan its ok Kenny is getting the princable! PC Princable: What is going on? Kyle: This tree fell on Stan's leg! PC Princable: Alright! You guys try to get the tree off while i call an abulance! Kyle: Cartman Kenny help me! (Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny try the push the tree off) Cartman: THIS IS SO F*CKING LAME! Wendy: I'll help! (the 4 push the tree off Stan) Stan: IT STILL F*CKING HURTS! Kyle: Stan! Please were trying to help! Look the ambulance is here! Doctor: Ok were here! Kyle: Can you help my freind? Doctor: Yes he needs to come to the hospital with us though! Kyle: OK! (the doctors take Stan in the ambulance and take him o the hospital) Cartma: Did- DID YOU SEE THAT (laughs) Kyle: CARTMAN HE COULD HAVE BROKE HIS LEG WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING! Kenny; Guys im gonna go home! (crosses the street but is hit by a car) Kyle: (sighs) Im gonna have to do this myself! OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS! Cartman: Screw you Kyle! School is over! Mrs. Brolofski: Kyle! Kyle! Kyle: (sadly) Coming mom! Mrs. Brolofski: Kyle are you ok? Kyle: No! My freind Stan injured his leg! HE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BROKE IT! Ike: Stan Kyle: I just want to go take a nap pretendting that never happened! Mrs Brolofski: Ok honey! (scene cuts in Kyle's house in Kyle's room) Kyle: Im just gonna sit here pretending Stan never got hurt! Ike: Kick the baby! Kyle: Ike i don't want to kick the baby right now! Ike: Ok. Kyle: Goodnight Ike! (Comercial Break) (scene cuts at the Bus Stop) Kyle: Hey Cartman have you seen Stan? Cartman: No! (Stan finnaly appears at the Bus Stop but with a cast on his leg) Kyle: OH MY GOD STAN! Stan: (sadly) I found out i broke my leg! Kyle: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! (bus gets there and Kyle helps stan get on the bus) Stan: Kyle i wish this day would end! Kyle: I know what would cheer you up! Stan: Nothing will cheer me up! (Bus gets at the schoo,) Kyle: Cartman why the f*ck did you do that? Cartman: Stan is so god damn slow! Stan: Lets just get this day over with! (scene cuts in class) Mr. Garison: Ok class before we learn math Stanley wants to tell you all something! Stan: I broke my leg! Mr. Garrison: Ok class lets do some math whats 10 divided by 2? Stan: (sadly) 5! Mr. Garrison: Thank you Stan! And I know it might be sad you have a broken leg! Ok class! You will find a test on your desk please do all the probloems! (Stan sadly works on his test) Kyle: Stan you want help? Stan: No! Mr. Garrison: OK class today is a short day i want all of you to go home! (everyone gets out of their seats and waits for their parents) Kyle: HEY STAN! Stan: (sadly) Yes kyle? Kyle: Im sorry you broke your leg! Stan: Its ok! My mom is here! Sharon: Stan! Stan: Coming! Sharon: How are you! Stan: Just fine! Sharon: Is it cause of your broken leg? Stan: Yes! Sharon: Oh! (scene cuts in Stan's house) Shelly: Stan you ok? Stan: No! (weakly walks uptairs to his room) (kyle walks to Stan's door and knocks on it) Randy: Hi Kyle! Kyle: Can i see Stan? Randy: Yes he is up in his room! (scene cuts in Stan's room) Kyle: Stan! I brought cookies? Stan: I don't want a damn cookie! Kyle: I know! (runs home real quick and grabs Ike) Ready Ike? KICK THE BABY! Ike: Don't kick the baby! Kyle: Kick the baby! (kicks Ike) Stan: Kyle nothing will cheer me up! (weakly gets on his bed to sleep) (Commercial break) Kyle: Stan What the f*ck will make you smile Stan: Nothing! (Cartman comes in the room) Cartman: Hey stan Wanna skateboard? Stan: Fine! Kyle: Stan what the hell? Stan: Im just gonna do it Kyle! No matter how much it (cries) hurts! Kyle: STAN! (stan gets on his skateboard and jumps out the window) Stan on the ground after jumping 2 floors out the window: OWW OWW OWW WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING! Kyle: I got it! (jumps out the window and lands softly on the snow) Stan: My leg is bleeding!!! Kyle: I got it! Cartman drop down the bandages! (bandages fall on Kyle's head and Kyle catches them) Kyle: Don't worry Stan you'll be ok! Stan: I- I feel better! Kyle: Good! (hugs Stan) I will be with you for the whole weekend! Stan: Thank you Kyle!
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