Chandler Bang is a smart mouthed New Yorker in his thirties. Unfortunately, his father died before Chandler could apologize for calling the old man a "money-grubbing capitalist". Fortunately, he was the only heir of this "money-grubbing capitalist" 's $200,000,000,000-worth business, as the family lawyer had earlier suggested on the phone. Unfortunately, his newly acquired fortune was not as cathartic as he would have hoped. Fortunately, Erica Miller, the latest object of Chandler's affections, was none the wiser about the real worth of his so-called inheritance. Unfortunately, Erica called Chandler a "money-grubbing capitalist". Fortunately, her younger sister Judy was even more attractive than Erica herself. Unfortunately, Judy was married to Patrick Kaplan. Fortunately, Patrick Kaplan w
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| - Chandler Bang is a smart mouthed New Yorker in his thirties. Unfortunately, his father died before Chandler could apologize for calling the old man a "money-grubbing capitalist". Fortunately, he was the only heir of this "money-grubbing capitalist" 's $200,000,000,000-worth business, as the family lawyer had earlier suggested on the phone. Unfortunately, his newly acquired fortune was not as cathartic as he would have hoped. Fortunately, Erica Miller, the latest object of Chandler's affections, was none the wiser about the real worth of his so-called inheritance. Unfortunately, Erica called Chandler a "money-grubbing capitalist". Fortunately, her younger sister Judy was even more attractive than Erica herself. Unfortunately, Judy was married to Patrick Kaplan. Fortunately, Patrick Kaplan w
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| - Chandler Bang is a smart mouthed New Yorker in his thirties. Unfortunately, his father died before Chandler could apologize for calling the old man a "money-grubbing capitalist". Fortunately, he was the only heir of this "money-grubbing capitalist" 's $200,000,000,000-worth business, as the family lawyer had earlier suggested on the phone. Unfortunately, his newly acquired fortune was not as cathartic as he would have hoped. Fortunately, Erica Miller, the latest object of Chandler's affections, was none the wiser about the real worth of his so-called inheritance. Unfortunately, Erica called Chandler a "money-grubbing capitalist". Fortunately, her younger sister Judy was even more attractive than Erica herself. Unfortunately, Judy was married to Patrick Kaplan. Fortunately, Patrick Kaplan was secretly a supervillain in another universe and had just died when one of his inventions exploded. Unfortunately, the invention which exploded sent a shockwave which jiggled Chandler's universe, so that he dropped his sandwich in a sandbox. Fortunately the sandwich was unharmed, and the only sand that stuck to it he was able to brush off.
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