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| - First, there was everything. Then, things got all screwed up, and there was nothing. Within that vast and infinite nothingness, nothing existed except for: Chuck Norris the Immortal, Tom Cruise, Bill Gates, and a single doughnut. Bill Gates went to write a new operating system, which he called Nothing 2000. However, it ended up being a remix of MS-TRES, and could only play Tetris. This left Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise to fight over the doughnut. Thus the bitter rivalry between Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise began. Chuck Norris trapped Tom Cruise in another dimension, and then ate the doughnut. A while later, the nothingness began to change, and Time II began to form. Time II was created by Universal Studios (which then only produced compost and bad wine), though how the hell it got there nobo
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| - First, there was everything. Then, things got all screwed up, and there was nothing. Within that vast and infinite nothingness, nothing existed except for: Chuck Norris the Immortal, Tom Cruise, Bill Gates, and a single doughnut. Bill Gates went to write a new operating system, which he called Nothing 2000. However, it ended up being a remix of MS-TRES, and could only play Tetris. This left Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise to fight over the doughnut. Thus the bitter rivalry between Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise began. Chuck Norris trapped Tom Cruise in another dimension, and then ate the doughnut. A while later, the nothingness began to change, and Time II began to form. Time II was created by Universal Studios (which then only produced compost and bad wine), though how the hell it got there nobody could figure out. Universal Studios placed most of the people of Time II on a planet they called Ground. After it finished creating Time II, Universal Studios declared itself ruler of time. It ruled for 1000.5 years, a period which was later known as The Time When Many Really Crappy Things Happened. At the beginning of Universal Studios' rule, Bill Gates realized that his operating system, Nothing 2000, was obsolete. He went and created a new, revolutionary operating system, which he called Mirrors XP. However, Mirrors XP turned out to be a huge failure for two reasons: 1.Everything was mirrored, so nobody could read anything, and 2.There were no computers. After 1000.5 years, Chuck Norris decided that Universal Studios was doing a really bad job ruling the universe, so he went to slay everyone there. One person survived the carnage, but Bill Gates immediately trapped him in a time stop.
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