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Taunton is a small smelly town situated by handy coincidence in the Vale of Taunton Deane. This can be found to the west of most places apart from the Republic of Cornwall and Devon. Due to its strange urge to escape from itself it was wedged between the Quantocks and the Mendips. The Quantocks consist of four Tocks that were stolen from Big Ben during the 1920s. The Mendips are a collection of rinsing pools for the local menfolk, as they are required by local people to be both glossy and tick free before descending on the town. “I'm Not a Man.” ~ The Mayor said to his Wife

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  • Taunton is a small smelly town situated by handy coincidence in the Vale of Taunton Deane. This can be found to the west of most places apart from the Republic of Cornwall and Devon. Due to its strange urge to escape from itself it was wedged between the Quantocks and the Mendips. The Quantocks consist of four Tocks that were stolen from Big Ben during the 1920s. The Mendips are a collection of rinsing pools for the local menfolk, as they are required by local people to be both glossy and tick free before descending on the town. “I'm Not a Man.” ~ The Mayor said to his Wife
  • Taunton is located south-west of the city of Gilead. It has a population of about 4,000 people and its main export is steel. Originally the ranch town specialised in milk and beef but drastically changed when the Kingdom of All-World was founded. Large deposits of lime were found within its vicinity two years after Arthur was crowned and the famous smithies and metallurgist there were made to consturct swords and shields for Arthur's Knights so they could rid their lands of mutants and harriers, later this was changed to gun production. To fuel their furnaces they imported most of their iron ore from Hendrickson.
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  • Taunton is a small smelly town situated by handy coincidence in the Vale of Taunton Deane. This can be found to the west of most places apart from the Republic of Cornwall and Devon. Due to its strange urge to escape from itself it was wedged between the Quantocks and the Mendips. The Quantocks consist of four Tocks that were stolen from Big Ben during the 1920s. The Mendips are a collection of rinsing pools for the local menfolk, as they are required by local people to be both glossy and tick free before descending on the town. “I'm Not a Man.” ~ The Mayor said to his Wife
  • Taunton is located south-west of the city of Gilead. It has a population of about 4,000 people and its main export is steel. Originally the ranch town specialised in milk and beef but drastically changed when the Kingdom of All-World was founded. Large deposits of lime were found within its vicinity two years after Arthur was crowned and the famous smithies and metallurgist there were made to consturct swords and shields for Arthur's Knights so they could rid their lands of mutants and harriers, later this was changed to gun production. To fuel their furnaces they imported most of their iron ore from Hendrickson. Even after Arthur's death Taunton was of main import to Gilead and remained that way. The Good Man realised this and so asked Hax the Cook to poison the meat the population there ate knowing it would cause their furnaces to grind to a halt and stop the supply of guns and ammunition to The Affiliation. Hax was hanged on Gallows Hill, which ironically was on the road to Taunton when his planned was uncovered.
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