Religion Class Teacher (genus name Homo sapiens religious) is a rare species of human, usually only found in Catholic girls' schools and altar boy changing rooms. These unusual mammals have been deemed as dangerous to humans by Dr. Kyle Finnegan. The female versions of these creatures are the most volatile creatures known to man and have been known to condemn little girls to hell and suck the souls from the righteous. There have also been reports of their odd mating rituals in which they meditate with their mate infront of a mirror in an attempt at divine reproduction. These creatures have no sense of logic and should be avoided at all costs.(see religion survival guide at the end)
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