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| - :Roger: [After falling from the table] Oh God, I've got a bear claw in my ass.
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:Roger: [hisses air through his teeth] Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.
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:Roger: [After Stan shoots Thor] Geez Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your son's dog! And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a giant load of crap.
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:Roger: Hey, kudos on the biotch!
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:Roger: Uh, gesundheit?
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:[Stan shoots the toaster]
:Hayley: It's just toast, Dad.
:Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time.
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:Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once.
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:Iraqi Man: Oh, for Allah's sake, put some clothes on!
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:Passerby: Hey dumbass, your dog's half dead!
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:Stan: If I die, you must protect the clan.
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:Stan: Osama, is that you?
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:Stan: [After stealing a woman's purse] Ok, I got a little carried away back there.
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:Jeff: You know what Shakespeare said. I mean I don't, but I'm sure you do.
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:Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines!
:[Explosion]
:Hilary Duff: AAAHH!
:Stan: What did I just say? You heard me. What did I say.
:Steve: You said look out for the mines.
:Stan: I said look out for the mines.
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:Principal Lewis: You can read! The system works! I'll be back for my stuff.
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:Steve: Whoo hoo hoo! I'm riding the buffalo! Yes! Yes, I'm riding the buffalo!
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:Steve: All periods will now be called Steves.
:[Cut to a classroom]
:Student 1: Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve. You in?
:Student 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve.
:Mr. Philips: So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve.
:Student 3: Mr. Philips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
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:Roger: Holy frijole, I got an idea.
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:Stan: Francine, for God's sake, I got him!
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:Stan: Steve, I promise you, and this comes from years of experience, women are never right.
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:Stan: Damn it, Francine, we're having a moment here!
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