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Elephants are commonly revered in most cultures of the world as blameless, benevolent beasts of tremendous girth and wisdom. They are offered gifts of the finest deep forest bamboo and exotic fruits to dine upon, massaged with loofah and lathered soap by passersby, and regularly receive oral pleasuring to their massive genitals by the finest vixens the human race has to offer. Conscious of their genetic superiority, elephants naturally herd in groups so that they may enjoy wine and cheese parties together, engage in mass orgies in gigantic pits of whipped cream, and in general flaunt their assumed supremacy over all the other lowly land mammals they share the earth with.

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  • The melancholy of runaway elephants
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  • Elephants are commonly revered in most cultures of the world as blameless, benevolent beasts of tremendous girth and wisdom. They are offered gifts of the finest deep forest bamboo and exotic fruits to dine upon, massaged with loofah and lathered soap by passersby, and regularly receive oral pleasuring to their massive genitals by the finest vixens the human race has to offer. Conscious of their genetic superiority, elephants naturally herd in groups so that they may enjoy wine and cheese parties together, engage in mass orgies in gigantic pits of whipped cream, and in general flaunt their assumed supremacy over all the other lowly land mammals they share the earth with.
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  • Elephants are commonly revered in most cultures of the world as blameless, benevolent beasts of tremendous girth and wisdom. They are offered gifts of the finest deep forest bamboo and exotic fruits to dine upon, massaged with loofah and lathered soap by passersby, and regularly receive oral pleasuring to their massive genitals by the finest vixens the human race has to offer. Conscious of their genetic superiority, elephants naturally herd in groups so that they may enjoy wine and cheese parties together, engage in mass orgies in gigantic pits of whipped cream, and in general flaunt their assumed supremacy over all the other lowly land mammals they share the earth with. In stark contrast to the majority of the elephant population, a very small percentage of runaway elephants subsist in the bowels of the civilized world, hidden from the eyes of most humans for the large portion of their lives. In the rare instances when they are spotted, there is without exception a trail of hundreds of brutally mangled corpses lying in their wake.
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