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| - "Carl! It's time for Ducky Momo. Where are you?" "In the kitchen, sir!" Carl rushed over to the living room of the OWCA headquarters where Major Francis Monogram was sitting on the couch. The TV was on, showing a cheerful children's TV show about a strange yellow duck. A bowl of popcorn was on Francis's lap. "Sir, I had this idea last night-" "Quiet Carl, it's on!" The show's theme song began to play, a repetitive song consisting of mostly the words, "Ducky Mo, Ducky momo". Carl never really liked the show, but his boss sure did, so he watched it on a regular basis. --
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| - "Carl! It's time for Ducky Momo. Where are you?" "In the kitchen, sir!" Carl rushed over to the living room of the OWCA headquarters where Major Francis Monogram was sitting on the couch. The TV was on, showing a cheerful children's TV show about a strange yellow duck. A bowl of popcorn was on Francis's lap. "Sir, I had this idea last night-" "Quiet Carl, it's on!" The show's theme song began to play, a repetitive song consisting of mostly the words, "Ducky Mo, Ducky momo". Carl never really liked the show, but his boss sure did, so he watched it on a regular basis. After the half-hour long show was over, Carl remembered what he was going to tell his boss. "Sir, last night I had an idea. You know that time machine in the museum? What would happen if we went back in time to when Heinz Doofenshmirtz was growing up and made his past perfect? He wouldn't be evil at all, and our jobs would be so much easier." Francis rubbed what he had of a chin. "No, it's too risky. You never know how much it could change." "But the Tri-State area would be safer, and a better place to live in! Perry the Platypus would have more days off, like he wants too." "Sorry Carl, it's just a bad idea from the start." Carl watched as Francis switched the channel to another station playing Ducky Momo. Carl frowned. He really thought this was a good idea, and it would probably get him actualy paid for once. He decided that he would try it at night when Francis was sleeping. And if it didn't work, he could always change it again. What could possibly go wrong? -- It was one o' clock in the morning, and Carl was sneaking out of the OWCA HQ to put his plan into action. When he finally reached the museum, he raced over to the Gadgets Through the Ages exhibit, and found the time machine. "Looks like I'm going to the past!" Carl sat in the chair and pulled the lever. Suddenly it was the year 1959 in Gimmelshtump. Carl was amazed at how . . . old-fasioned it looked. "Now to find Heinz's family," he said to himself. He walked form shabby building to shabby building, searching for Heinz or his parents. When he reached the Gimmelshtump General Hospital (more like a shack, really) he found a newborn Heinz Doofenshmirtz inside, being held by a nurse. Carl knew what to do. He raced across Gimmelshtump until he found Doofenshmirtz's parents. He grabbed their hands and pulled them towards the hospital, not understanding their German complaints. When the two parents saw their baby boy, they did smething that surprised both Carl and baby Heinz: they smiled and picked up their laughing baby boy. "Er ist mein Sohn, ich liebe ihn!" Heinz's father announced, and the now happy family left the hospital. Carl hopped back into the time machine and went slowly into the future, solving all of Heinz's family issues. He made sure that every one of Doof's birthdays were celebrated, and that the Doofenshmirtz family kept their treasured lawn gnome. He advised Heinz's mother not to sew dresses for the new baby, and kept his father home while his friends played Poke the Goozim with the Stick, so he wouldn't win the spitzenhound. Carl spent the entire night making sure that Heinz had a great past, and that his parents loved him. Carl had just succeeded in making Heinz's first date love him back when he decided that he would call it a night. "Now back to the future," he said as he pulled the time machine lever. "It's gonna be great."
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