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| - So you want to write a good , but you don't have any good ideas? First off, relax. This is Phyllogicopedia, so literally any idiot can do it. Unlike normal space articles, you can't steal HowTo articles from Uncyclopedia because they will be too coherent. No, no. Instead, you should steal my ideas! As luck would have it, I happened to write down this list of HowTo ideas last night at the pub:
* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify the Abba able-bodied spiderman gimp train abortion ad air conditioner airplane amv antidisestablishmentarianist anvil apple juice arthritis asparagus attorney autobiography balloon banana band baseball bat bass guitar bathtub beach ball beagle bikini bildungsroman blanket blender blimp blow-up doll boat bollocks bomb booby book boo-ook bowling ball brand bread knife brickbat brisket broadsword broom Buddah businessperson DarkMatter2525 cake can opener cardboard box fsssss cash cellphone Yahweh Zeus cheeseburger Phyllis Hyman Giggle Stick chromosome classified document Tamia clock cob cockroach computer communist cookie cutter couch Alicia Keys corset cow Toni Braxton Adele cubicle cuddly toy cutting board Mt. Jeffmore Mount Jeffmore diamond diesel engine diet mouthwash diet pill diode dishrag dishwasher document dog house dogma dongle driptray duck egg electric toothbrush electron extension cord encyclopedia entropy escape pod etch-a-sketch etching fan feces fissile uranium flaming Nazi flan flightdeck Ford Pinto fork frying pan Furby furnace gas tank gelato giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone glass orb glycerin glucose glue God goddess goose egg gork Green Lantern ring guacamole gun guru hairball harpsichord heretic high-powered laser rifle home theater system homology homotopy horse hot dog hotel house houseplant hub cap hybrid engine idiot igneous protrusion imitation fake vomit infinity iPod jeans jellybean Jesuit katzenjammer kitten kumquat lasagna lawnmower leash lemon limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi lithium lobster lollipop LSD lubricant luggage lunch magma mammary gland memo microscope microwave milk mitten mouse mongoose Milquetoast muffin muffinface mug muskrat neck needle neurotoxin noun nuclear reactor nystagmus oil operating system operating theater option ostrich egg ovary oven pedophile paper pastry peach peanut pen petroglyph philanthropist π squared pie pile of flaming horse feces pill pillow plague politician pool table pork chop possibility potato masher potato president-for-life prostate prostitute queer question mark quote rain meter rake ramen noodle random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets reindeer reverse osmosis ricer rifle road rock round house sacrifice salad fork sceptre scroll sea bass search engine sesame seed oil shank shark sheep slightly-below-average man skyscraper skull snowflake sonk spoon squid stapler steak dinner steak knife stick stool sample street sign sweet and sour chicken Tac Tachovah tadpole tank teabag telephone ten-foot pole tennis racket Texas toast thong thumbtack tire toaster tofu tomato tong tooth toothpick truffle t-shirt tube Turing machine turkey sandwich tuxedo Utility Muffin Research Kitchen US Navy aircraft carrier US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet VCR vector field vortex virus whip Wii xanthochroi xylophone zebra Zork zoot suit
* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify a(n) fluffalizing devouring inhaling nosing preaching giggling snarling gnarling moaning carrotifying squishifying snapping slapping hurling churning mumbling guttering nosifying fishifying lumpifying unwinding wobbling submitting ranting throwing zombifying grating cheesifying purging fluffling quacking meeping meeting processing extinguishing shattering analyzing burying condensing dancing enflaming evaporating grapifying imploding imposing jellifying moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfying muffling nickelizing phillipating running Ryanizing sphincturbating sputtering squashing squishing touching wonkifying Abba able-bodied spiderman gimp train abortion ad air conditioner airplane amv antidisestablishmentarianist anvil apple juice arthritis asparagus attorney autobiography balloon banana band baseball bat bass guitar bathtub beach ball beagle bikini bildungsroman blanket blender blimp blow-up doll boat bollocks bomb booby book boo-ook bowling ball brand bread knife brickbat brisket broadsword broom Buddah businessperson DarkMatter2525 cake can opener cardboard box fsssss cash cellphone Yahweh Zeus cheeseburger Phyllis Hyman Giggle Stick chromosome classified document Tamia clock cob cockroach computer communist cookie cutter couch Alicia Keys corset cow Toni Braxton Adele cubicle cuddly toy cutting board Mt. Jeffmore Mount Jeffmore diamond diesel engine diet mouthwash diet pill diode dishrag dishwasher document dog house dogma dongle driptray duck egg electric toothbrush electron extension cord encyclopedia entropy escape pod etch-a-sketch etching fan feces fissile uranium flaming Nazi flan flightdeck Ford Pinto fork frying pan Furby furnace gas tank gelato giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone glass orb glycerin glucose glue God goddess goose egg gork Green Lantern ring guacamole gun guru hairball harpsichord heretic high-powered laser rifle home theater system homology homotopy horse hot dog hotel house houseplant hub cap hybrid engine idiot igneous protrusion imitation fake vomit infinity iPod jeans jellybean Jesuit katzenjammer kitten kumquat lasagna lawnmower leash lemon limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi lithium lobster lollipop LSD lubricant luggage lunch magma mammary gland memo microscope microwave milk mitten mouse mongoose Milquetoast muffin muffinface mug muskrat neck needle neurotoxin noun nuclear reactor nystagmus oil operating system operating theater option ostrich egg ovary oven pedophile paper pastry peach peanut pen petroglyph philanthropist π squared pie pile of flaming horse feces pill pillow plague politician pool table pork chop possibility potato masher potato president-for-life prostate prostitute queer question mark quote rain meter rake ramen noodle random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets reindeer reverse osmosis ricer rifle road rock round house sacrifice salad fork sceptre scroll sea bass search engine sesame seed oil shank shark sheep slightly-below-average man skyscraper skull snowflake sonk spoon squid stapler steak dinner steak knife stick stool sample street sign sweet and sour chicken Tac Tachovah tadpole tank teabag telephone ten-foot pole tennis racket Texas toast thong thumbtack tire toaster tofu tomato tong tooth toothpick truffle t-shirt tube Turing machine turkey sandwich tuxedo Utility Muffin Research Kitchen US Navy aircraft carrier US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet VCR vector field vortex virus whip Wii xanthochroi xylophone zebra Zork zoot suit
* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify the abnormal absorbent alarming amazing ambiguous angry artificial average bad bad mannered baffling barbarous bare belittling beloved big bloody blue booming boorish bright bronze buffoon-like bulbous charming chartreuse cheap cheery clammy clever clumsy cold colossal common complaining congruent contageous contented contrived controversial cool copper coruscating cosmic cozy crazed crazy crunchy cryptic curative cute cut-rate dark dazzling dead deafening defective defenestratable demoralizing despicable depressed diseased dismal disappointed doubtful dramatic dubious educated eeble eerie egregious elated emaciated enormous epic equivalent erudite evil excited exhausted exotic expensive explosive fake fanatical fast fat fervent flaming flammable folksy foolish forbidden foreign foul friendly furry gray great green greenish-bluish-purplish grisly golden good Gypsy hairless hairy happy hateful heartbroken heavy hideous homely hopeless hot huge idiotic ill-bred incompetent incredible ineffective inept infectious ingenious insane intransigent jocular joyful jubilant jumping fuckin' cool large laughable lavish lazy lead lesbian lifeless light loud lovely loyal luminous macabre mad magical malevolent mediocre megalomaniacal melodramatic miniscule mirthful morbid moribund mundane mysterious nail-biting natural nefarious Nobel prize-winning no-frills nonexistent nonsensical obese oblivious obscene obscure offensive on edge on the ball oozing opaque orange overwrought pale paper peculiar periodic petrifying pie-loving pimpalicious pitch-black platinum plump pocket-sized posh pricey puce pugnacious purple putrefying puzzling pyrrhic quick quiet quivering raging rapturous red regular remarkable repugnant revolting rhyming rhythmic rickety rigid rotted round rubber rude running sacred sacrificed sad sanguine scanty scary senseless serious sexy shaky sheer shimmery shiny shoddy silver sinister sizable skinny slim slimy slippery slow small smart smelly snug soft sparkling spine-chilling spontaneous straight stupid styrofoam substandard sumptuous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tacky tawdry tense terrible thick thin throbbing tiny tired transparent trusty ugly unbalanced uncivilized uninviting universal unnatural unpleased unrefined unreliable unsophisticated upset uptight vast vigilant virtual vulgar walking warm well-to-do white wise wobbly wooden yellow Abba able-bodied spiderman gimp train abortion ad air conditioner airplane amv antidisestablishmentarianist anvil apple juice arthritis asparagus attorney autobiography balloon banana band baseball bat bass guitar bathtub beach ball beagle bikini bildungsroman blanket blender blimp blow-up doll boat bollocks bomb booby book boo-ook bowling ball brand bread knife brickbat brisket broadsword broom Buddah businessperson DarkMatter2525 cake can opener cardboard box fsssss cash cellphone Yahweh Zeus cheeseburger Phyllis Hyman Giggle Stick chromosome classified document Tamia clock cob cockroach computer communist cookie cutter couch Alicia Keys corset cow Toni Braxton Adele cubicle cuddly toy cutting board Mt. Jeffmore Mount Jeffmore diamond diesel engine diet mouthwash diet pill diode dishrag dishwasher document dog house dogma dongle driptray duck egg electric toothbrush electron extension cord encyclopedia entropy escape pod etch-a-sketch etching fan feces fissile uranium flaming Nazi flan flightdeck Ford Pinto fork frying pan Furby furnace gas tank gelato giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone glass orb glycerin glucose glue God goddess goose egg gork Green Lantern ring guacamole gun guru hairball harpsichord heretic high-powered laser rifle home theater system homology homotopy horse hot dog hotel house houseplant hub cap hybrid engine idiot igneous protrusion imitation fake vomit infinity iPod jeans jellybean Jesuit katzenjammer kitten kumquat lasagna lawnmower leash lemon limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi lithium lobster lollipop LSD lubricant luggage lunch magma mammary gland memo microscope microwave milk mitten mouse mongoose Milquetoast muffin muffinface mug muskrat neck needle neurotoxin noun nuclear reactor nystagmus oil operating system operating theater option ostrich egg ovary oven pedophile paper pastry peach peanut pen petroglyph philanthropist π squared pie pile of flaming horse feces pill pillow plague politician pool table pork chop possibility potato masher potato president-for-life prostate prostitute queer question mark quote rain meter rake ramen noodle random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets reindeer reverse osmosis ricer rifle road rock round house sacrifice salad fork sceptre scroll sea bass search engine sesame seed oil shank shark sheep slightly-below-average man skyscraper skull snowflake sonk spoon squid stapler steak dinner steak knife stick stool sample street sign sweet and sour chicken Tac Tachovah tadpole tank teabag telephone ten-foot pole tennis racket Texas toast thong thumbtack tire toaster tofu tomato tong tooth toothpick truffle t-shirt tube Turing machine turkey sandwich tuxedo Utility Muffin Research Kitchen US Navy aircraft carrier US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet VCR vector field vortex virus whip Wii xanthochroi xylophone zebra Zork zoot suit
* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify the abnormal absorbent alarming amazing ambiguous angry artificial average bad bad mannered baffling barbarous bare belittling beloved big bloody blue booming boorish bright bronze buffoon-like bulbous charming chartreuse cheap cheery clammy clever clumsy cold colossal common complaining congruent contageous contented contrived controversial cool copper coruscating cosmic cozy crazed crazy crunchy cryptic curative cute cut-rate dark dazzling dead deafening defective defenestratable demoralizing despicable depressed diseased dismal disappointed doubtful dramatic dubious educated eeble eerie egregious elated emaciated enormous epic equivalent erudite evil excited exhausted exotic expensive explosive fake fanatical fast fat fervent flaming flammable folksy foolish forbidden foreign foul friendly furry gray great green greenish-bluish-purplish grisly golden good Gypsy hairless hairy happy hateful heartbroken heavy hideous homely hopeless hot huge idiotic ill-bred incompetent incredible ineffective inept infectious ingenious insane intransigent jocular joyful jubilant jumping fuckin' cool large laughable lavish lazy lead lesbian lifeless light loud lovely loyal luminous macabre mad magical malevolent mediocre megalomaniacal melodramatic miniscule mirthful morbid moribund mundane mysterious nail-biting natural nefarious Nobel prize-winning no-frills nonexistent nonsensical obese oblivious obscene obscure offensive on edge on the ball oozing opaque orange overwrought pale paper peculiar periodic petrifying pie-loving pimpalicious pitch-black platinum plump pocket-sized posh pricey puce pugnacious purple putrefying puzzling pyrrhic quick quiet quivering raging rapturous red regular remarkable repugnant revolting rhyming rhythmic rickety rigid rotted round rubber rude running sacred sacrificed sad sanguine scanty scary senseless serious sexy shaky sheer shimmery shiny shoddy silver sinister sizable skinny slim slimy slippery slow small smart smelly snug soft sparkling spine-chilling spontaneous straight stupid styrofoam substandard sumptuous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tacky tawdry tense terrible thick thin throbbing tiny tired transparent trusty ugly unbalanced uncivilized uninviting universal unnatural unpleased unrefined unreliable unsophisticated upset uptight vast vigilant virtual vulgar walking warm well-to-do white wise wobbly wooden yellow Euroipods homicidal screaming carrots air conditioners airplanes anvils balloons bananas bathtubs beach balls bikinis blenders boats books brooms cadavers cakes cartilages cats centrifuges classified documents cobs cockroaches computers corsets cows crania diesel engines diet pills DNA sequences documents dog houses electrons encyclopediae etchings fissile uranium samples gas tanks glycerins home theater systems homologies homotopies hot dogs houseplants hub caps hybrid engines igneous protrusions jellybeans kittens lawn mowers leashes lithiums lubricants magmas mammary glands memos mice miscellanious dead things mugs needles neurotoxins nuclear reactors nunchucks operating systems operating theaters ovens oysters papers pastries pens petroglyphs pillows plagues politicians rakes reindeer ricers rifles rocks sacrifices salad forks scrolls search engines skulls staplers sticks tanks teeth telephones tires toasters tofus tomatoes t-shirts tubes tuxedoes violi violoncelli virii white boys Ryans Doinks Pneumanultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis's NOT CAPS LOCK'S
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* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify a(n) Abba able-bodied spiderman gimp train abortion ad air conditioner airplane amv antidisestablishmentarianist anvil apple juice arthritis asparagus attorney autobiography balloon banana band baseball bat bass guitar bathtub beach ball beagle bikini bildungsroman blanket blender blimp blow-up doll boat bollocks bomb booby book boo-ook bowling ball brand bread knife brickbat brisket broadsword broom Buddah businessperson DarkMatter2525 cake can opener cardboard box fsssss cash cellphone Yahweh Zeus cheeseburger Phyllis Hyman Giggle Stick chromosome classified document Tamia clock cob cockroach computer communist cookie cutter couch Alicia Keys corset cow Toni Braxton Adele cubicle cuddly toy cutting board Mt. Jeffmore Mount Jeffmore diamond diesel engine diet mouthwash diet pill diode dishrag dishwasher document dog house dogma dongle driptray duck egg electric toothbrush electron extension cord encyclopedia entropy escape pod etch-a-sketch etching fan feces fissile uranium flaming Nazi flan flightdeck Ford Pinto fork frying pan Furby furnace gas tank gelato giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone glass orb glycerin glucose glue God goddess goose egg gork Green Lantern ring guacamole gun guru hairball harpsichord heretic high-powered laser rifle home theater system homology homotopy horse hot dog hotel house houseplant hub cap hybrid engine idiot igneous protrusion imitation fake vomit infinity iPod jeans jellybean Jesuit katzenjammer kitten kumquat lasagna lawnmower leash lemon limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi lithium lobster lollipop LSD lubricant luggage lunch magma mammary gland memo microscope microwave milk mitten mouse mongoose Milquetoast muffin muffinface mug muskrat neck needle neurotoxin noun nuclear reactor nystagmus oil operating system operating theater option ostrich egg ovary oven pedophile paper pastry peach peanut pen petroglyph philanthropist π squared pie pile of flaming horse feces pill pillow plague politician pool table pork chop possibility potato masher potato president-for-life prostate prostitute queer question mark quote rain meter rake ramen noodle random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets reindeer reverse osmosis ricer rifle road rock round house sacrifice salad fork sceptre scroll sea bass search engine sesame seed oil shank shark sheep slightly-below-average man skyscraper skull snowflake sonk spoon squid stapler steak dinner steak knife stick stool sample street sign sweet and sour chicken Tac Tachovah tadpole tank teabag telephone ten-foot pole tennis racket Texas toast thong thumbtack tire toaster tofu tomato tong tooth toothpick truffle t-shirt tube Turing machine turkey sandwich tuxedo Utility Muffin Research Kitchen US Navy aircraft carrier US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet VCR vector field vortex virus whip Wii xanthochroi xylophone zebra Zork zoot suit
* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify the abnormal absorbent alarming amazing ambiguous angry artificial average bad bad mannered baffling barbarous bare belittling beloved big bloody blue booming boorish bright bronze buffoon-like bulbous charming chartreuse cheap cheery clammy clever clumsy cold colossal common complaining congruent contageous contented contrived controversial cool copper coruscating cosmic cozy crazed crazy crunchy cryptic curative cute cut-rate dark dazzling dead deafening defective defenestratable demoralizing despicable depressed diseased dismal disappointed doubtful dramatic dubious educated eeble eerie egregious elated emaciated enormous epic equivalent erudite evil excited exhausted exotic expensive explosive fake fanatical fast fat fervent flaming flammable folksy foolish forbidden foreign foul friendly furry gray great green greenish-bluish-purplish grisly golden good Gypsy hairless hairy happy hateful heartbroken heavy hideous homely hopeless hot huge idiotic ill-bred incompetent incredible ineffective inept infectious ingenious insane intransigent jocular joyful jubilant jumping fuckin' cool large laughable lavish lazy lead lesbian lifeless light loud lovely loyal luminous macabre mad magical malevolent mediocre megalomaniacal melodramatic miniscule mirthful morbid moribund mundane mysterious nail-biting natural nefarious Nobel prize-winning no-frills nonexistent nonsensical obese oblivious obscene obscure offensive on edge on the ball oozing opaque orange overwrought pale paper peculiar periodic petrifying pie-loving pimpalicious pitch-black platinum plump pocket-sized posh pricey puce pugnacious purple putrefying puzzling pyrrhic quick quiet quivering raging rapturous red regular remarkable repugnant revolting rhyming rhythmic rickety rigid rotted round rubber rude running sacred sacrificed sad sanguine scanty scary senseless serious sexy shaky sheer shimmery shiny shoddy silver sinister sizable skinny slim slimy slippery slow small smart smelly snug soft sparkling spine-chilling spontaneous straight stupid styrofoam substandard sumptuous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tacky tawdry tense terrible thick thin throbbing tiny tired transparent trusty ugly unbalanced uncivilized uninviting universal unnatural unpleased unrefined unreliable unsophisticated upset uptight vast vigilant virtual vulgar walking warm well-to-do white wise wobbly wooden yellow Euroipods homicidal screaming carrots air conditioners airplanes anvils balloons bananas bathtubs beach balls bikinis blenders boats books brooms cadavers cakes cartilages cats centrifuges classified documents cobs cockroaches computers corsets cows crania diesel engines diet pills DNA sequences documents dog houses electrons encyclopediae etchings fissile uranium samples gas tanks glycerins home theater systems homologies homotopies hot dogs houseplants hub caps hybrid engines igneous protrusions jellybeans kittens lawn mowers leashes lithiums lubricants magmas mammary glands memos mice miscellanious dead things mugs needles neurotoxins nuclear reactors nunchucks operating systems operating theaters ovens oysters papers pastries pens petroglyphs pillows plagues politicians rakes reindeer ricers rifles rocks sacrifices salad forks scrolls search engines skulls staplers sticks tanks teeth telephones tires toasters tofus tomatoes t-shirts tubes tuxedoes violi violoncelli virii white boys Ryans Doinks Pneumanultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis's NOT CAPS LOCK'S
* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify the Abba able-bodied spiderman gimp train abortion ad air conditioner airplane amv antidisestablishmentarianist anvil apple juice arthritis asparagus attorney autobiography balloon banana band baseball bat bass guitar bathtub beach ball beagle bikini bildungsroman blanket blender blimp blow-up doll boat bollocks bomb booby book boo-ook bowling ball brand bread knife brickbat brisket broadsword broom Buddah businessperson DarkMatter2525 cake can opener cardboard box fsssss cash cellphone Yahweh Zeus cheeseburger Phyllis Hyman Giggle Stick chromosome classified document Tamia clock cob cockroach computer communist cookie cutter couch Alicia Keys corset cow Toni Braxton Adele cubicle cuddly toy cutting board Mt. Jeffmore Mount Jeffmore diamond diesel engine diet mouthwash diet pill diode dishrag dishwasher document dog house dogma dongle driptray duck egg electric toothbrush electron extension cord encyclopedia entropy escape pod etch-a-sketch etching fan feces fissile uranium flaming Nazi flan flightdeck Ford Pinto fork frying pan Furby furnace gas tank gelato giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone glass orb glycerin glucose glue God goddess goose egg gork Green Lantern ring guacamole gun guru hairball harpsichord heretic high-powered laser rifle home theater system homology homotopy horse hot dog hotel house houseplant hub cap hybrid engine idiot igneous protrusion imitation fake vomit infinity iPod jeans jellybean Jesuit katzenjammer kitten kumquat lasagna lawnmower leash lemon limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi lithium lobster lollipop LSD lubricant luggage lunch magma mammary gland memo microscope microwave milk mitten mouse mongoose Milquetoast muffin muffinface mug muskrat neck needle neurotoxin noun nuclear reactor nystagmus oil operating system operating theater option ostrich egg ovary oven pedophile paper pastry peach peanut pen petroglyph philanthropist π squared pie pile of flaming horse feces pill pillow plague politician pool table pork chop possibility potato masher potato president-for-life prostate prostitute queer question mark quote rain meter rake ramen noodle random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets reindeer reverse osmosis ricer rifle road rock round house sacrifice salad fork sceptre scroll sea bass search engine sesame seed oil shank shark sheep slightly-below-average man skyscraper skull snowflake sonk spoon squid stapler steak dinner steak knife stick stool sample street sign sweet and sour chicken Tac Tachovah tadpole tank teabag telephone ten-foot pole tennis racket Texas toast thong thumbtack tire toaster tofu tomato tong tooth toothpick truffle t-shirt tube Turing machine turkey sandwich tuxedo Utility Muffin Research Kitchen US Navy aircraft carrier US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet VCR vector field vortex virus whip Wii xanthochroi xylophone zebra Zork zoot suit
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* HowTo: a-splode analyze bury carrotify cheesify churn condense dance devour enflame evaporate extinguish fishify fluffalize fluffle giggle gnarl grate grapify gutter hurl impose implode inhale jellify lumpify meep meet moan moshygoshywhatymuttyhinkypinkyfy mumble muffle nickelize nose nosify phillipate preach process purge quack rant run shit shatter slap snap snarl sphincturbate sputter squash squish squishify submit throw touch unwind wobble wonkify zombify the abnormal absorbent alarming amazing ambiguous angry artificial average bad bad mannered baffling barbarous bare belittling beloved big bloody blue booming boorish bright bronze buffoon-like bulbous charming chartreuse cheap cheery clammy clever clumsy cold colossal common complaining congruent contageous contented contrived controversial cool copper coruscating cosmic cozy crazed crazy crunchy cryptic curative cute cut-rate dark dazzling dead deafening defective defenestratable demoralizing despicable depressed diseased dismal disappointed doubtful dramatic dubious educated eeble eerie egregious elated emaciated enormous epic equivalent erudite evil excited exhausted exotic expensive explosive fake fanatical fast fat fervent flaming flammable folksy foolish forbidden foreign foul friendly furry gray great green greenish-bluish-purplish grisly golden good Gypsy hairless hairy happy hateful heartbroken heavy hideous homely hopeless hot huge idiotic ill-bred incompetent incredible ineffective inept infectious ingenious insane intransigent jocular joyful jubilant jumping fuckin' cool large laughable lavish lazy lead lesbian lifeless light loud lovely loyal luminous macabre mad magical malevolent mediocre megalomaniacal melodramatic miniscule mirthful morbid moribund mundane mysterious nail-biting natural nefarious Nobel prize-winning no-frills nonexistent nonsensical obese oblivious obscene obscure offensive on edge on the ball oozing opaque orange overwrought pale paper peculiar periodic petrifying pie-loving pimpalicious pitch-black platinum plump pocket-sized posh pricey puce pugnacious purple putrefying puzzling pyrrhic quick quiet quivering raging rapturous red regular remarkable repugnant revolting rhyming rhythmic rickety rigid rotted round rubber rude running sacred sacrificed sad sanguine scanty scary senseless serious sexy shaky sheer shimmery shiny shoddy silver sinister sizable skinny slim slimy slippery slow small smart smelly snug soft sparkling spine-chilling spontaneous straight stupid styrofoam substandard sumptuous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tacky tawdry tense terrible thick thin throbbing tiny tired transparent trusty ugly unbalanced uncivilized uninviting universal unnatural unpleased unrefined unreliable unsophisticated upset uptight vast vigilant virtual vulgar walking warm well-to-do white wise wobbly wooden yellow Euroipods homicidal screaming carrots air conditioners airplanes anvils balloons bananas bathtubs beach balls bikinis blenders boats books brooms cadavers cakes cartilages cats centrifuges classified documents cobs cockroaches computers corsets cows crania diesel engines diet pills DNA sequences documents dog houses electrons encyclopediae etchings fissile uranium samples gas tanks glycerins home theater systems homologies homotopies hot dogs houseplants hub caps hybrid engines igneous protrusions jellybeans kittens lawn mowers leashes lithiums lubricants magmas mammary glands memos mice miscellanious dead things mugs needles neurotoxins nuclear reactors nunchucks operating systems operating theaters ovens oysters papers pastries pens petroglyphs pillows plagues politicians rakes reindeer ricers rifles rocks sacrifices salad forks scrolls search engines skulls staplers sticks tanks teeth telephones tires toasters tofus tomatoes t-shirts tubes tuxedoes violi violoncelli virii white boys Ryans Doinks Pneumanultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis's NOT CAPS LOCK'S
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* HowTo: Just pick a title and run with it. Feel free to use anyone you like, I don't care. I go to Uncyclopedia anyway.
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