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The project has links back to 1996, when Martian MP for Olympus Mons North, Smeglog Snarfbpollum, asked in the Martian parliament about colonisation plans, with the colonies minister indicating that there were 'no plans'. However, the government soon revealed a white paper in 2000 titled Mars 2025: Growth, Expansion and Colonisation, which highlighted the use of humans in order to populate Mars. After some test cases were performed by Martian intelligence agencies on Earth, it was decided that the age range of humans will be 12-19 years old and preferably female. Now that the basis of the colonisation plans were completed, the Human Colonisation Act 2002 was passed in the Martian parliament and established further plans in order to ensure that colonisation will be successful.

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  • The project has links back to 1996, when Martian MP for Olympus Mons North, Smeglog Snarfbpollum, asked in the Martian parliament about colonisation plans, with the colonies minister indicating that there were 'no plans'. However, the government soon revealed a white paper in 2000 titled Mars 2025: Growth, Expansion and Colonisation, which highlighted the use of humans in order to populate Mars. After some test cases were performed by Martian intelligence agencies on Earth, it was decided that the age range of humans will be 12-19 years old and preferably female. Now that the basis of the colonisation plans were completed, the Human Colonisation Act 2002 was passed in the Martian parliament and established further plans in order to ensure that colonisation will be successful.
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  • The project has links back to 1996, when Martian MP for Olympus Mons North, Smeglog Snarfbpollum, asked in the Martian parliament about colonisation plans, with the colonies minister indicating that there were 'no plans'. However, the government soon revealed a white paper in 2000 titled Mars 2025: Growth, Expansion and Colonisation, which highlighted the use of humans in order to populate Mars. After some test cases were performed by Martian intelligence agencies on Earth, it was decided that the age range of humans will be 12-19 years old and preferably female. Now that the basis of the colonisation plans were completed, the Human Colonisation Act 2002 was passed in the Martian parliament and established further plans in order to ensure that colonisation will be successful. The Human Colonisation Act 2002 dictated these requirements: (a) that a suitable method for attracting the age range and gender of human shall be implemented; (b) that the deadline for this project will be 2025; (c) that the method implemented shall not directly use any humans. This Act secured plans to send a Martian to Earth and convert him to a human, with a human name, a human voice and personality. A competition was set up in 2004 and it was not long until one Martian was selected, Arlbytu Kawkquiki. Arlbytu was to be named Phil Lester and use a new internet service called YouTube (Martian: Hu'li'uPapa) to entice a teenage girl population.
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