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Born of an amorous encounter between the Prince of Darkness and a feral bush-pig at Channel 7's Sydney studio, Robson was then adopted several hours later by the kind-hearted nuns of the 'Sisters of Mercy' sorority. During her time at the 'Phat-Bitch Orphanareum' Robson subjected the other children and the nuns to years of cruel, sadistic and systematic abuse. Stories of Robson's survivors have documented their tales of abuse in special "A Current Affair" segments, which included graphic depictions of Robson stringing naked children upside-down while using them as pinatas, cracking open the heads of Christian children after having her make-up bags confiscated, and inscribing "I am a whorish and shrewish bitch" into the stomach of a nun with a Bic lighter. After a massive headhunting campai

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  • Naomi Robson
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  • Born of an amorous encounter between the Prince of Darkness and a feral bush-pig at Channel 7's Sydney studio, Robson was then adopted several hours later by the kind-hearted nuns of the 'Sisters of Mercy' sorority. During her time at the 'Phat-Bitch Orphanareum' Robson subjected the other children and the nuns to years of cruel, sadistic and systematic abuse. Stories of Robson's survivors have documented their tales of abuse in special "A Current Affair" segments, which included graphic depictions of Robson stringing naked children upside-down while using them as pinatas, cracking open the heads of Christian children after having her make-up bags confiscated, and inscribing "I am a whorish and shrewish bitch" into the stomach of a nun with a Bic lighter. After a massive headhunting campai
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  • Born of an amorous encounter between the Prince of Darkness and a feral bush-pig at Channel 7's Sydney studio, Robson was then adopted several hours later by the kind-hearted nuns of the 'Sisters of Mercy' sorority. During her time at the 'Phat-Bitch Orphanareum' Robson subjected the other children and the nuns to years of cruel, sadistic and systematic abuse. Stories of Robson's survivors have documented their tales of abuse in special "A Current Affair" segments, which included graphic depictions of Robson stringing naked children upside-down while using them as pinatas, cracking open the heads of Christian children after having her make-up bags confiscated, and inscribing "I am a whorish and shrewish bitch" into the stomach of a nun with a Bic lighter. After a massive headhunting campaign led by Kerry Stokes to recover Channel 7's own seed of satan, Robson was discovered and given her rightful place at the network - fronting "Today Tonight", the most scrupulous, accurate and respected journalistic program in Australia. She has since been voted the fourth most attractive horse on Australian television by the people at TV pissweak magazine.
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