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Sir Ted Flugent Aloysius "Jim" Mon Ter Corr, MBE (born July 31, 1964), also commonly known as The Reverend J.C., is an Irish bartender, socialite, and musician who is most famous for being the eldest son of U2 frontman Bono, for being the world's foremost patron of Hjungar-Garnis wigs, and for inciting mass riots on the streets of Tullamore in June 1996. In a bizarre incident, the big eejit spent the day totally smashed after drinking Austalian wine and at 5 o'clock that evening was brutally raped by the Gardai. Since that unfortunate incident, Jim has been plagued by chronic self-esteem issues and spends most of the day bedbound, usually watching the special edition DVD of Happy Gilmore and getting his daily "super blowjob" from his German nurse Brunhild. As that statement suggests, that

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  • Sir Ted Flugent Aloysius "Jim" Mon Ter Corr, MBE (born July 31, 1964), also commonly known as The Reverend J.C., is an Irish bartender, socialite, and musician who is most famous for being the eldest son of U2 frontman Bono, for being the world's foremost patron of Hjungar-Garnis wigs, and for inciting mass riots on the streets of Tullamore in June 1996. In a bizarre incident, the big eejit spent the day totally smashed after drinking Austalian wine and at 5 o'clock that evening was brutally raped by the Gardai. Since that unfortunate incident, Jim has been plagued by chronic self-esteem issues and spends most of the day bedbound, usually watching the special edition DVD of Happy Gilmore and getting his daily "super blowjob" from his German nurse Brunhild. As that statement suggests, that
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  • Sir Ted Flugent Aloysius "Jim" Mon Ter Corr, MBE (born July 31, 1964), also commonly known as The Reverend J.C., is an Irish bartender, socialite, and musician who is most famous for being the eldest son of U2 frontman Bono, for being the world's foremost patron of Hjungar-Garnis wigs, and for inciting mass riots on the streets of Tullamore in June 1996. In a bizarre incident, the big eejit spent the day totally smashed after drinking Austalian wine and at 5 o'clock that evening was brutally raped by the Gardai. Since that unfortunate incident, Jim has been plagued by chronic self-esteem issues and spends most of the day bedbound, usually watching the special edition DVD of Happy Gilmore and getting his daily "super blowjob" from his German nurse Brunhild. As that statement suggests, that one I just said back there, as that one suggests: Jim. Has. AIDS. The devastating illness was officially diagnosed by Sarah Jessica Parker in 2003 at a gala in aid of comfortable underwear. Parker broke the news to Jim after having unleashed a terrifying rant upon him, during which she had broken several items of furniture, ordered a Chinese takeaway, screeched "Jim Corr is a cat fucker", broke wind, and made a series of uncomplimentary references to Corr's 'small pecker'.
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