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| - Yeah, I mean we got a lot of good stuff on sale right here! Just got a new batch of Skippy's peanut butter jars! Thank you people for all the generous purchases you make! You customers are what my business is all about! @lsoprano Hahaha, honey! Hope you're enjoying your stay in the Bahamas! #Imissyou Great. Fucking Feds decided to raid the Manhattan branch again. Wonder what went wrong this time! #justmyluck How many times do I have to tell these guys I'm not trafficking heroin through my supermarket chains! They just keep coming and coming... To my followers- don't listen to a damn thing these putas tell you! My business is legit! I have nothing to do with narcotics! @carlmorgan This is the third time this month! @nizamj Of course they would do that! These vultures just don't spare anybody!! RT @nizamj I feel you man! Those morons raided my kebab stand and arrested me just because I was Muslim! Phew! Everything's cooled down, now. They didn't find anything "concrete". Big surprise. LOL. It isn't easy running a business in this country. Guess being the son of a Sicilian immigrant does have its baggage. @joefontane No, my father does not know any Don Corleone. He's never even been to the village of Corleone! @joefontane However, I do know a Brian Corleone. He runs the Romano resort in Vegas. Follow him everybody! (@briancorleone) Phew! Back to business as usual today! Good thing the raid didn't affect the business at the Manhattan chain in any way! That stupid Harley Mason still hasn't repaid the loan he took from me! It's his loss. At this rate, I don't even know if he'll be able to afford all the interest that he's accumulated! Great. Harley still isn't returning my calls. Maybe I should pay him a visit with some of my friends. Just had a nice chat with him and his family. Promises to repay the money tomorrow. @carlmorgan Oh, I just asked him what was taking him so long. Apparently, he's got quite a family to take care of. @carlmorgan Yeah, he's got kids, grandparents, great-grandparents, all under one roof. That's a lot of people! @carlmorgan That's right. He pays up by tomorrow, and I provide financial assistance to his family. It's a win-win! Sorry for not tweeting for a while my friends, been really busy dealing with the competition to my supermarket chain. @nizamj Yeah, some rival chains had set up shop in the joint. But they won't be bothering you with their substandard products anymore! @nizamj Sure we could sell your products at our market! I'm pretty sure the customers would love your ready-to-eat kebab rolls. @nizamj You're very much welcome. You be my friend and I'll be yours! It's the way of the world! @briancorleone Hey there pal! Been a long time since we chatted! @briancorleone Why haven't you called? Told me how business was going.. @briancorleone The casino must be undergoing expansion, eh? @briancorleone Fuck! Those putas tried to get a search warrant? @briancorleone Has the law-enforcement in this country lost its mind? @briancorleone The losers didn't find anything, eh? Big surprise. @briancorleone Crack? They though you were running a crack lab? That's seriously messed up! @briancorleone Not to be too patronizing, but you should have clocked that asshole right in the face! @briancorleone Arrived at noon, in broad daylight? These people are so inconsiderate! @briancorleone Yet they keep hounding us like mongrels! What the hell is wrong with them? WHAT? @briancorleone Ah, I see. Be sure to send over those products by next week, okay? @carlmorgan Oh, didn't I tell you? Brian helps me handle the shipping of consumer goods from state to state. You know, because I have supermarkets all over the place. @carlmorgan @briancorleone also owns a trucking business, you see. I'm often in need of his services.
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