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| - Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the EVICTED CONTESTANTS RESULTS SHOW! Please welcome your host, Daisy! (Daisy walks on to stage) Daisy: (whispering) Hello and welcome to the secret evicted contestants results show! By the end of tonight, we'll know which cat is returning! Cat in Crowd: (whispering) Why are we whispering? Daisy: (whispering) Because it's a secret! Producer: Shut up and stop whispering! Daisy: Okay... D: Guys, guess what? The housemates have NO CLUE this is happening! Crowd: (laughs) Daisy: The producer gathered all the evicted contestants in to a secret room, and we're gonna cross there now. (Daisy crosses to the secret room. All the cats are in cat carriers.) Evicted Housemates: LET US OUT! LET US OUT! Bumblestripe: This is so unfair! I'm not even a kittypet! (Daisy cuts off the connection) Daisy: PRODUCER! Let them out! Producer: (sigh) Fine. (the producer enters the secret room. Screams, hisses and yowls are heard. 5 minutes later, he comes out.) Producer: (is bleeding) Thanks a lot, Daisy. Daisy: No problem! (grins) Producer: I was being sarcastic! Daisy: I know! Anyway, let's cross to the secret room! (Daisy crosses back to the secret room) Daisy: Hello, evicted housemates! Bumblestripe: Stop rubbing it in! Millie: Bumblestripe, shush! Bumblestripe: That's mean! Daisy: I suppose you're all wondering why you're here? Firestar: Yes! As king, I have a right to know! Willowpelt: TELL US BEFORE YOU EXPLODE! Daisy: Don't you mean "Before I explode?" Willowpelt: NO, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE YOU, KITTEN! Daisy: I'm not a kitten! Willowpelt: COW THEN! Daisy: Moooo! Anyway, getting back to business. You are all here because one of you has won the right to return to the house! (shocked gasp from all the housemates) Frostfur: I bet I know who it is... Aquasplash: (punches) NO SPOILERS! Frostfur: (punches) DON'T PUNCH ME! PUNCHING IS WRONG! Aquasplash: (punches) NO! PUNCHING IS FUN! Daisy: LADIES! (everyone freezes) Daisy: Now, this is how it's going to work: I'll eliminate each of you one by one untill we get to the winner. I'll announce 2 cats at a time who haven't won and then go to a break. Got that? Foxleap: Yes, but can we hurry? WWE is on soon! Purdy: And I need to watch the Home Shopping Channel for dentures! Frostfur: (rolls eyes) Daisy: (rubs paws together) Let's get started then! (clears throat) Evicted housemates, after receiving the LEAST amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... FIRESTAR! Firestar: (gasp) I've been overthrown again! Daisy: Firestar, please exit the Secret Room out the back door and return to your life. Firestar: Huh! I'm too good for a peasant competition anyway! Graystripe, come! Graystripe: Yes master... (follows Firestar) (Firestar and Graystripe exit through the back door) Daisy: How did he get in there? Evicted Housemates: NEXT CAT! NEXT CAT! Daisy: Ahem? Frostfur: Next cat, please, Daisy? Daisy: Of course! After receiving the next least amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... MILLIE! Millie: (shocked gasp) Bumblestripe: MUM! NUUUUUUUU! Aquasplash: (snorts) Looks like the viewers don't want kittypets! Snowfur: (punches) When did you get so rude? Wait, who are you? Thrushpelt: That's Aquasplash, a cat who won a competition to get here. She came in after you left. Snowfur: Right. Daisy: Millie, please exit the secret room through the back door. Millie: (exits the secret room) Daisy: See you guys in a bit! (cuts off connection) Evicted Housemates: NUUUUUUUUUUU! Daisy: (giggles) I love doing that to them! Well, we now know that Firestar and Millie aren't returning! Come back after the break where we'll get rid of two more cats! (after the break) Daisy: We're back! Let's get rid of 2 more cats! (Daisy crosses to the secret room) Daisy: Hello again! Evicted Housemmates: HAAAI! Shoalfoot: That means "yes" in Japanese! Daisy: How on earth did you get here? Shoalfoot: I've been watching the entire time! Daisy: GET BACK IN THE HOUSE! Shoalfoot: But...! Daisy: NOW! (Shoalfoot goes back in to the house sadly) Daisy: Now where was I? Oh yes, we're getting rid of two more cats! After receiving the next lowest amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... FROSTFUR! Frostfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (munches on grapes) NUUUUUUUUUUU! THESE ARE SOUR! (throws grapes at Aquasplash) Aquasplash: NUUUUUUU! Daisy: Frostfur, please exit the secret room through the back door and return to Clan life. (Frostfur leaves the secret room) Daisy: And now for another! (the housemates wait nervously) Daisy: After receiving the next lowest amountt of votes to return, we say goodbye to... BUMBLESTRIPE! Bumblestripe: What? You rigged the votes! You cheater! Daisy: Unlike Cinderpelt, I didn't rig the votes. Bumblestripe: Shut up! I'm not leaving! Daisy: Don't make me call the security guard! Willowpelt: COOKIE BISCUITS! Bumblestripe: Shut up, Willowpelt! Willowpelt: NEVER TELL THE POTATO EMPEROR TO SHUT UP! (claws him) Bumblestripe: (cries) That hurt so much! You monster! They should arrest you! (runs out of the secret room) Snowfur: Thank StarClan... Bumblestripe: (from outside secret room) SHUT UP! Thrushpelt: Don't make me come out there and claw you! Bumblestripe: NUUUUUUUU! (runs away) Daisy: And there goes King Whiny! We now know that Frostfur and Bumblestripe won't be returning! We're edging closer to discovering who the returning cat will be. Come back after the break, where two more cats will discover their fate! (after the break) Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to get rid of two more cats. (Daisy crosses to the secret room) Daisy: Hey guys! It's time to get rid of two more cats! Snowfur: Just... put us out of our misery. Daisy: Okay then! After receiving the next lowest amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... PURDY! Purdy: Oh, what a disaster! That's even worse than the time I had to dress up as a flamingo! Daisy: Purdy, we don't have time for your stupid stories. Now, get out of the secret room through the back door. (Purdy leaves the secret room) Daisy: Okay, next cat! Snowfur: I bet it's me. Daisy: After receiving the next lowest amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... SNOWFUR! Snowfur: OMSC, I'M A PSYCHIC! Willowpelt: AND I'M PSYCHOTIC! Aquasplash: Tell me something I don't know! Willowpelt: A RED UNICORN DANCES WITH A BLUE UNICORN, AND IF THEY TAKE A PHOTO, THEY BLEND IN TO ONE PURPLE UNICORN! Aquasplsh: Mind blown.. Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUU! MAH SNOWEH! DON'T LEAVE MEH! Daisy: Snowfur, exit the secret room through the back door and return to StarClan. (Snowfur exits the secret room) Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUU! Daisy: We're down to the final 4! Who will return to the house? Come back after the break and we'll have our final 2! (after the ad break) Daisy: Hello again! We're going to cut our housemates down to the final two! (Daisy crosses to the secret room) Daisy: Hi guys! We're gonna reveal the final two! Evicted Cats: YAY! Foxleap: Please can we hurry? WWE's on in 15 minutes! Daisy: (rolls eyes) Fine! After receiving the next lowest amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... THRUSHPELT! Thrushpelt: (gasp) MAH SNOWEH! (bolts out of the secret room) SNOWEH, WAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Daisy: Wow... Um, I guess we can move on to eliminating the next cat then! After receiving the next lowest amount of votes to return, we say goodbye to... AQUASPLASH! Aquasplash: NUUUUUUUUUUU! (cuddles Taylor Swift toy) Willowpelt: DIE, TWOLEG TOY!! (rips to shreds) Aquasplash: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! TAYLOR! MY OWN REASON FOR EXISTANCE! (disappears in a puff of smoke) (shocked silence) Foxleap: I'M IN THE FINAL TWO OF RETURNING CATS EVEN THOUGH I WAS FIRST EVICTED! WOOOOOOOO! Willowpelt: DUCK SAUCE! Foxleap: BARBARA STRIESAND! Daisy: SHUT UP! (silence) Daisy: We'll return after the break! Foxleap: NUUUUUUUUUU! I'LL MISS WWE! D: (after the break) Daisy: OMSC GUYS IT'S TIME! (Daisy crosses to the secret room) Daisy: Foxleap, Willowpel, I'm about to tell you who's re-entering the house! Foxleap: Can we hurry? WWE's on in five minutes! Daisy: Okay, okay! After receiving the MOST votes to return, the cat coming back in to the house is... WILLOWPELT! Willowpelt: MONKEY SAMURAI COOKIE! OH YEAH! Foxleap: Gotta go, can't miss WWE, byeeeeeee! (bolts out the secret door) Daisy: Willowpelt, come out here! Willowpelt: (dives through the TV screen showing the secret room telecast) HAVE A CHICKEN! HAVE A DUCK! HAVE BOTH! 2,000 RED BALLONS! Daisy: That's lovely. Now, how excited are you to enter the house? Willowpelt: YAM ROLL! Daisy: (sigh) Why do I talk to her? Willowpelt: BECAUSE PINK+PURPLE=BLUE! Daisy: Right. Well folks, you now know who's re-entering the house! Tune in tomorrow for the nominations and to see Willowpelt return! Willowpelt: WISHY-WASHY DUBSTEP!
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