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| - Zim: Enhance. Zim: Computer, locate Invader Flobee. Zim: Flobee seems to be doing alright. Computer, show me Invader Stink. Stink never was much of an invader, I'd be surprised if he's even got a good disguise yet. Zim: Hehe, resting on the job, eh, Stink? Pathetic! Zim: Huh!?! Zim: All the invaders are farther along in their conquest than I am! Computer, show me Invader Skutch! Zim (desperately): Skutch was a total failure in the academy. Zim: Hey, what is this!?! Zim: Computer, I wanna see Invader Skutch! Computer: Exact Skutch coordinates set. Zim: I see no Skutch! Go back to Stink. GIR: Yes? GIR: Aw.
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| - Zim: Enhance. Zim: Computer, locate Invader Flobee. Zim: Flobee seems to be doing alright. Computer, show me Invader Stink. Stink never was much of an invader, I'd be surprised if he's even got a good disguise yet. Zim: Hehe, resting on the job, eh, Stink? Pathetic! Zim: Huh!?! Zim: All the invaders are farther along in their conquest than I am! Computer, show me Invader Skutch! Zim (desperately): Skutch was a total failure in the academy. Zim: Hey, what is this!?! Zim: Computer, I wanna see Invader Skutch! Computer: Exact Skutch coordinates set. Zim: I see no Skutch! Go back to Stink. Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory! GIR: Yes? Zim: What have you done to the telescope? GIR (innocently): Nothin'. Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault? GIR (fearfully): I know, I'm scared too. Zim: Computer, display scope image on screen. GIR: I love this show. Zim: What is that? Zim: I know this from somewhere... GIR: Wooo! Do that again! Zim: If what I saw was what I thought I saw, then there isn't time to fix the scope! I'll have to find another more powerful telescope to confirm my... SUSPICIONS... GIR: Let's make biscuits! (shakes Zim's head) Let's make biscuits! GIR: What about that one? Zim: It certainly looks powerful enough... but it belongs to the Dib human. GIR: So? He seems nice! (hugs himself to prove his point) Zim: We want to destroy these people, not ask them for help. The very thought makes me make little... sicky noises. Zim: I need the use of your telescope. Dib: Gaz, there's an alien in the house! Gaz's voice: You mean besides you? Zim: We don't have time for this, Dib! Your world might be in very great danger! Dib: Well, yeah, you're trying to destroy the human race, remember? Zim: Oh, yes, but this is different, there's something else entirely. I need to use your telescope! Dib: You think I'm stupid? I mean, what kind of weak alien needs the help of the people he intends to conquer? Zim: Have you seen the sky? Dib: I'm not going out there, Zim! I'm not falling for whatever it is you're up to! Dib: Earth is safe once more, but for how long? Gaz's voice: Be quiet! Zim: Stupid human! Zim: We only have one option, GIR! We're takin' the Voot Cruiser out to investigate. Zim: It's a good thing I fixed the g-force compensators on the cruiser before this little trip we're about to take. It was acting kinda funny. GIR:Hee-Hee, G-force. Zim: What did we hit? Noooooo!!!! Zim: The Earth has been stolen, GIR! GIR: Stolen? Zim:...By the Planet Jackers! Computer, bring up the Planet Jackers holo simulation. Zim: They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow metal bubble. Zim: The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so know one knows what's happened. GIR: I like TV! Zim: Those earthquakes we've been feeling are the pull from when they change direction. GIR: Tell me a story about giant pigs! Zim: The Planet Jacker's homeworld orbits a dying sun. Zim: They throw planets into it like firewood to keep it burning. And now, they have the Earth. GIR: Yay! Zim: No GIR, that's bad. GIR: Aw. Zim: Do you know what this means? GIR: Yes. Zim: You don't really, do you? GIR: Hm. (timidly clutches rubber piggy) Zim: It means WE won't get to destroy it! Our mission will be a total failure! Zim: Imagine the Irken army showing up and the entire planet is missing! GIR: Ooooh! Zim: There's got to be a way out of the shell. There! Zim: That's it! That's them! Nik: Look at that, binary system. That's a pair of stars orbiting around each other. You ever been to a binary system? Oog-Ah: No. Nik: Would it... kill you to say something? Oog-Ah: Quiet, or I'll eat your head. Is that enough words for you? Nik: I was just trying to make conversation. Zim: S'cuse me. Nik: Hey, look at the little green guy! Zim: What do you think you're doing? Nik: Well, you see that planet back there? Zim: Yes. Nik: We're going to throw it into our sun. Why, you gotta problem with that? Oog-Ah: That one's gonna burn real good, lots of critters! Critters burn good! Zim: Yes, I have a problem! Maybe you have forgotten about the Irken/Planet Jacker treaty, stating that all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are! Nik: No, no, this planet wasn't marked. This one's free game. Zim: Then it's a mistake! I know for certain (GIR waves his arm and squeals happily) the armada expects me to insure this planet's doom! Can't you just go get some other planet? Nik: I got a better idea. We'll take this planet, and you go doom a different one. Zim: I was here first! Oog-Ah: I'm getting tired of you, green thing. Nik: Look, Oog! Nik: Pick up the pace, we're almost home! Zim: There isn't much time! GIR! Zim: Fly the cruiser. I have a plan. An amazing plan... Oog-Ah: I'll take care of it. Oog-Ah: Please, stop that. It's really annoying! Zim: Fools! Zim: I am Zim, Irken Invader Zim. I am responsible for the safe obliteration of the human race, not you! Oog-Ah: That's it. Zim: Release the planet, thief! Oog-Ah: There's only one way to undue the coupling, but you'll have to get through me first! Zim: GIR! GIR! Catch me! Bring the cruiser around and catch me! GIR: Yes, sir! GIR: Hi! Zim: Let me in, GIR! Zim: They're getting away! We're loosing the planet, GIR! The Tallest will kill me for sure! Zim: Now, time for another amazing plan from me, Zim! Zim: The pods should cut through the shell. Zim: I'll just have to keep them occupied so they don't notice what's happening. Zim: You let me know when it's done. Nik: Oog, look who's back. Oog-Ah: Let's get this over with, little man! Zim: Sure. Why not? DA' CONE: Preeeetty! Zim: You had enough yet? GIR: It's done! Zim: Okay... I think I'm through with you! Zim: The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it! GIR: Yay! Nik: Another job well done, yeah? Oog-Ah: Yeah...
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