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Insantatity is the process of becoming a super insane Santa like dude. Your stomach swells to gigantic proportions before exploding all over the carpet. Next, you develop a delusion that you can walk through walls and even fly when in actual fact you are humping the carpet/dog, or sometimes a combination of both, which is essentially just a very fat shaggy dog made of fluff and found at DFS. This article would have listed details of similar past incidents, but Shaggy Dog stories are prohibited. ~ The dog

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  • Insantatity is the process of becoming a super insane Santa like dude. Your stomach swells to gigantic proportions before exploding all over the carpet. Next, you develop a delusion that you can walk through walls and even fly when in actual fact you are humping the carpet/dog, or sometimes a combination of both, which is essentially just a very fat shaggy dog made of fluff and found at DFS. This article would have listed details of similar past incidents, but Shaggy Dog stories are prohibited. ~ <b>The dog</b>
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  • Insantatity is the process of becoming a super insane Santa like dude. Your stomach swells to gigantic proportions before exploding all over the carpet. Next, you develop a delusion that you can walk through walls and even fly when in actual fact you are humping the carpet/dog, or sometimes a combination of both, which is essentially just a very fat shaggy dog made of fluff and found at DFS. This article would have listed details of similar past incidents, but Shaggy Dog stories are prohibited. ~ <b>The dog</b> Finally, you develop a craving for mince pies and sherry which makes you dress as a Santa Claus and rob the pie shop. Unfortunately for sufferers the falling adrenaline levels lead to the unwanted symptoms of incarceration, which lasts on average 6 months until the sufferer is released after numerous failed probation attempts - another noticeable telltale sign of insantatity. This, more often than not, results in the side effect of death. Many consider this to be a small price to pay for a mince pie-based obsession.
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