About: I assume it's my penis

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A first date is a fun and challenging social interaction involving persuasion. Each party is jockeying for position. Generally speaking, the man is attempting to rid a woman of her clothes within a four-hour time period, while the woman has her own devious and inscrutable reasons for being on the date. For example, the man can wait for the woman to take a large bite of her dinner, and at the very moment she's chewing, he can say "So what are you thinking about?" Then, as she chews, points to her cheek, and says "nnn," he can add "...I assume it's my penis."

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rdfs:label	I assume it's my penis
rdfs:comment	A first date is a fun and challenging social interaction involving persuasion. Each party is jockeying for position. Generally speaking, the man is attempting to rid a woman of her clothes within a four-hour time period, while the woman has her own devious and inscrutable reasons for being on the date. For example, the man can wait for the woman to take a large bite of her dinner, and at the very moment she's chewing, he can say "So what are you thinking about?" Then, as she chews, points to her cheek, and says "nnn," he can add "...I assume it's my penis."
dcterms:subject	Games Penis
abstract	A first date is a fun and challenging social interaction involving persuasion. Each party is jockeying for position. Generally speaking, the man is attempting to rid a woman of her clothes within a four-hour time period, while the woman has her own devious and inscrutable reasons for being on the date. If a man is rounding the two-hour mark, has already rid the woman of at least one layer of clothing, and is certain the removal of the rest is forthcoming, he may attempt to introduce a certain degree of difficulty to the date, and simultaneously raise his penis-assumption score, by assuming it is his penis. For example, the man can wait for the woman to take a large bite of her dinner, and at the very moment she's chewing, he can say "So what are you thinking about?" Then, as she chews, points to her cheek, and says "nnn," he can add "...I assume it's my penis." This maneuver may offend the woman and require a certain degree of backtracking and self-deprecation, but that is, of course, the entire challenge inherent in penis assumption. Succeeding at a first date despite uttering the phrase "I assume it's my penis" scores one (1) point.

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