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| - But let's start with me, my name is Norman Cook... Is this OK? Have you taken note? I will accept you in my friends list next time I connect to my incredibly incredible profile. Isn't that great? The BPA is or will certainly become the cornerstone of all the Uncylopedia. It will be the weapon of choice for young noobs to access celebrity, because all the writers on Uncyclopedia will eventually use and praise the BPA! During your visit to the BPA, you will see this information regularly appear on your screen: <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Big_Participatory_Article&action=edit">http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Big_Participatory_Article&action=edit</a> edit This precious sesame will allow you to modify the paragraph in question by yourself and thus bring your stone to the edifice that will soon become the BPA. Be careful not to modify this preface, which will allow everyone to understand the function and intricacies of this new platform. The concept of the BPA came to me in autumn 2004, when my previous project, Fatboy Slim, achieved considerable success in the UK charts. I said to myself, "Norman, making people dance all around the world is a good thing!" Because today, people want more, they don't just want to listen to the music that's going out of my head through my profile on MySpace, they also want to check their own talent out now, right here! From all of this and based on my experience with Fatboy Slim, my previous project, I have decided to make available all the tools and advice necessary for the creation of a better living through exchange! Then of course, you, simple internauts... ... are not all necessarily aware of the processes, the hard work and all the sacrifices that take place behind the BPA. I'm not angry with you for that, because that's what allows me, Norman Cook, creator of Fatboy Slim in 1997, to stay one step ahead on my competitors in terms of inspiration and revolutionary rhythms, which dictate the electronic scene of tomorrow and the electronic scene of tomorrow, is the BPA! If Fatboy Slim has managed to win in the jungle of big beat music, then it is because of my impressive market feeling. Being on all fronts and in all heads, is the key to success! It's also very important for me to have top billing on the most popular profiles on Uncyclopedia, because it is thanks to them that I can capture the attention of crowds. Of course, Uncyclopedia has its own codes and it's own policies, I will try to respect these as much as possible, at least until I take-over the site. But what I'm trying to create through the BPA, is an interface for exchanging, sharing and respect! I won't let the users get the BPA down. I want to break the usual shackles, this perpetual desire to do better than others who, in my mind, mess up the beauty and freedom of expression which will come about in the BPA. This platform will be far more noble than anything you will have ever seen on this site, simply because we assume that Everyone is in everything. That humor, talent, laughter and glory will be our common goal. Together, we can be a Bigger Participatory Article! The only shortcoming of the BPA, is that after tasting it, a few user's will be back on Uncyclopedia, because the jump between the two generations is obvious! I don't hide anything from you! You know the risks! You are free to get started or, conversely, not get started in this adventure! I, Norman Cook, creator of Fatboy Slim, have the honour of declaring the Big Participatory Article, open! File:Norman Cook BPA.png File:BanBPA.gif
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