An invention of Darth Hitler himself, orange soda is a sinister liquid with an uninspired name and an addictive flavour. The "sinister" comes in when one realizes that orange soda contains trillions of nanobots, microscopic pseudo-organisms that will break down your teeth and brain in an attempt to make you a mindless zombie willing to serve the Sith. Needless to say, this is a patently stupid plan.
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