abstract
| - The War on Tourism, occasionally the War on Tourerism, is a global war against the influence of mass tourism world wide. In many cultures, mass tourism poses a real danger to the traditional -- and often medieval -- values and traditions. In a country like Egypt, the War on Tourism involves placing bombs in Tourist areas and shooting at tourist buses with guns and rockets. One famous tourist is Osama bin Laden. Originally from Saudi Arabia, he visited Afghanistan as an USA-financed tourist and decided to stay there for many years. This was reason for the USA to mass bomb the country, which in theory was a great solution to kill one single tourist. However, it did not kill enough people, according to critics. Recently, the American presidential administration has decided to change the term War on Tourism to something a little more boring and scientific. Thus was born the Struggle against Going Somewhere Other Than Where You Live Sometimes (SAGSOTWYLS). The media has adopted it with fervor, and people who Go Somewhere Other Than Where They Live Sometimes are continually hunted around the globe.
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