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| - Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAISY! (Daisy walks on to stage) Daisy: IT'S FINALE WEEK! YAY! WHO'S EXCITED? (crickets chirp) Daisy: Fine. Be that way. (crickets chirp) Daisy: Will someone shut those crickets up? Cat in Crowd: Sorry. (crickets chirp) Daisy: GET THOSE (bleep) CRICKETS OUT OF HERE!!!!! Cat in Crowd: Fine. (leaves) Daisy: Anyway, hello every cat and welcome to the first eviction for the week! (crowd cheers) Daisy: Wanna see how the lines are going? Crowd: YES! YES! Daisy: Okay! (Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:) ??? 27% ??? 15% ??? 10% ??? 11% ??? 21% ??? 16% Daisy: Well, it's close! Let's look at the numbers you'll need. Remember, you have until the ad break finishes to vote! Your votes could change the fate of the house! Voice-over: If you want BRIGHTHEART to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS BRIGHTHEART to 161 661! If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661! If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661! If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661! If you want SORRELTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 12! Or SMS SORRELTAIL to 161 661! If you want WILLOWPELT to win, dial 1902 55 71 14! Or SMS WILLOWPELT to 161 661! Daisy: That's it! See you after the break! (after the break) Daisy: Welcome back! Voting lines have now closed and- (gasp)n THEY'VE CHANGED!? (Daisy crosses to the voting lines again) ??? 27% ??? 15% ??? 10.54% ??? 10.,56% ??? 21% ??? 15.9% Daisy: That's close! Now, it's almost time to see who is evicted, but first, let's see how the housemates answered when Big Brother asked them what they'd do if they won! (pictures comes on to the screen. Brightheart is in the Diary Room) Big Brother: So, Brightheart, what would you do if you won the show and the money that goes with it? Brightheart: There's money? Big Brother: Yes there is. Brightheart: Oh... um, well I didn't know that. Big Brother: Now you do. What will you spend it on? Brightheart: I don't know! There's so many choices! Big Brother: Perhaps you could get a new face? Brightheart: Big Brother! That's rude! D: (the picture changes. Darkstripe is in the Diary Room) Big Brother: Darkstripe, what would you do if you won the money? Darkstripe: Oh, I don't know! I could buy so many new clothes... Or I could buy Tigerstar! He could be my pet, and we'd be best buddies for all time! Yeah, that's what I'd do! I'd buy Tigerstar! Big Brother: Not creepy at all... (the picture changes. Willowpelt is in the Diary Room) Big Brother: WIllowpelt, what will you do with the money if you win? Willowpelt: I'LL OPEN UP A FAST FOOD CHAIN CALLED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURGERS!!!! Big Brother: Sounds... interesting. Willowpelt: AND THE SIGNATURE BURGER WILL BE A DOUBLE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Big Brother: And that is? Willowpelt: TWO BEEF PATTIES, TWO CHEESE SLICES, LETTUCE, TOMATO AND MAYONAISE! BAHAHAHAHAHA! Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUU! Now I want a Double Bahahahahahahahahahaha! Willowpelt: (hands Big Brother a Double Bahahahahahahahahaha) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Big Brother: (bites burger) This is disgusting... (the picture changes. Scarletpaw is in the Diary Room) Big Brother: Scarletpaw, what will you do if you win the money? Scarletpaw: Well, first I'd move to Japan to live with Shoalfoot. It'd be awesome for us to be roomies! Then I'd open up a Cooking Academy to teach Japanese people how to make scones! Big Brother: Sounds interesting... Scarletpaw: How much is $250,000 in Yen, anyway? Big Brother: About 22 million. Scarletpaw: (falls off chair) (the picture changes. Jayfeather is in the Diary Room) Big Brother: Jayfeather, what will you do if you win? Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grumpeteh grumpus a la grump. Grump grumpity le grump. Grumpeteh le grump. Big Brother: I didn't understand a word of that... Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grump? Big Brother: Not that, either. (opens up google translate) Now, tell me what you said before. Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grumpeteh grumpus a la grump. Grump grumpity le grump. Grumpeteh le grump. Big Brother: (types in to Google Translate) You'll eat 100 hot dogs and marry a supermodel? Jayfeather: (shakes head) Big Brother: CURSE YOU, GOOGLE TRANSLATE! Random British Translator Lady! We need you! (Random British Translator Lady comes on to the screen) Big Brother: Jayfeather, say it again. Jayfeather: (sigh) Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grumpeteh grumpus a la grump. Grump grumpity le grump. Grumpeteh le grump. Random British Translator Lady: He said he's going to open up a school to teach everyone how to speak Grump. Big Brother: Sign me up! (the picture changes. Sorreltail is in the Diary Room) Big Brother: Sorreltail, how will you spend the money if you win? Sorreltail: I've been wanting to do this all my life... I'll buy Darkstripe and make him my personal slave! Big Brother: Personal slave? Really? Sorreltail: Yes! He will have to do all my work for me, and he will live in a tiny little basement downstairs. And I'll feed him twice a day, and I won't let him watch ThunderClan's Next Top Model. Ooooh, I hope I win! Big Brother: Are you sure it's Willowpelt who's the crazy one? Sorreltail: What's that supposed to mean? Big Brother: Nothing! I said nothing! You heard nothing! (runs out of the room) Daisy: Some interesting respones there! We have to go to a break now, but come back to find out who gets evicted! (after the ad break) Daisy: We're back! It's time to save some cats! Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Daisy: Don't start that again. Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Daisy: (glares) Don't make me boot you all out before the eviction! Crowd: (shuts up) (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: Hello, final 6! Housemates: Helloooooooo! Daisy: Now, as you know, the public have been voting for a winner. It's time to make the final 6 the final 5! Housemates: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Daisy: Before I start reading the results, I want you to know this is in NO PARTICULAR ODER! Okay? Housemates: Got it! Daisy: Okay, let's get started then. One cat who has reveived enough votes to take them to the final five is... JAYFEATHER! Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus grump! (dances) Daisy: And we've got time for one more before we go to an ad break! Housemates: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Daisy: Another cat who has received enough votes to keep them in the running for the $250,000 prize is... BRIGHTHEART! Brightheart: Yaaaaaaaay! I'm safe! :D Darkstripe: But you might have the second least amount of votes, which means- Brightheart: (backhands Darkstripe) SHUT UP! Darkstripe: Ow! Not so hard! Daisy: I can't tell who's going to go home! It's so close! Come back after the ad break, where we'll save 2 more housemates! (after the ad break) Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to save 2 more cats! (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: Hi, everyone! Willowpelt: THERE'S NO PLACE FOR LEMON FACE! GO AWAY, LEMON FACE! Daisy: EVERYONE SHUT UP! WE'RE SAVING CATS! (Everyone shuts up) Daisy: Now remember, this is in NO ORDER WHATSOEVER. Another cat who has received enough votes to stay in the competition is... WILLOWPELT! Willowpelt: I AM THE CHAMPION, MY TURTLE! Daisy: Now, shall we save another? Scarletpaw, Sorreltail and Darkstripe: YES! SAVE ANOTHER ONE! Daisy: Okay! Another cat who is definitely advancing to the final 5 is... SCARLETPAW! Scarletpaw: (gasp) Really? Daisy: Yes, really. Scarletpaw: EEEEEEEEEEE! TIME TO MAKE CELEBRATORY SCONES! (dashes off to preheat the oven) Daisy: So, Scarletpaw and Willowpelt are safe! Come back after the ad break, where Darkstripe or Sorreltail will go home! (after the ad break) Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to find out if Darkstripe or Sorreltail is evicted! (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: Hi- Sorreltail: TELL US WHO'S EVICTED! I WANNA SEE DARKSTRIPE LEAVE! Daisy: Okay, okay! Here we go: Darkstripe, Sorreltail, one of you is just seconds away from leaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win Big Brother: ThunderClan, it's time to go... SORRELTAIL! Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I DIDN'T BEAT DARKSTRIPE! THE ONE THING I WANTED TO DO! D: Darkstripe: YAY! I WON THE RIVALRY THIS TIME! Time to celebrate by watching the Complete Season One of ThunderClan's Next Top Model! (grabs pink hoodie and shorts and runs out of the lounge room) Big Brother: Sorreltail, you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave. (everyone but Darkstripe heads towards the exit) Willowpelt: BAHAHAHAHA! GOODBYE, MY DAUGHTERY CARAMEL! Sorreltail: Bye, mum! D: Scarletpaw: Goodbye! It was fun meeting you! Sorreltail: You too. Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus grump! Sorreltail: Bye, Jayfeather! Brightheart: Bye! Sorreltail: Bye! (the doors open) Sorreltail: Make sure one of you beats Darkstripe! Everyone but Darkstripe: We'll make sure! (Sorreltail exits) Daisy: Please welcome evictee number twelve, SORRELTAIL! (Sorreltail walks on to stage) Daisy: Hi, Sorreltail! Sorreltail: I can't believe I didn't beat Darkstripe! Daisy: You wanted to beat him badly, huh? Sorreltail: Yes! I didn't care where I finished, as long as I beat Darkstripe, and it didn't happen! Daisy: That's a bit creepy. How about we look at the voting lines? Sorreltail: Yes! Daisy: Okay! (Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:) ??? 27% ??? 15% SORRELTAIL 10.54% ??? 10.,56% ??? 21% ??? 15.9% Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! IT WAS SO CLOSE! WHO WAS ON 10.56%???? Daisy: Can't tell you. Sorreltail: WHY!? Daisy: Not allowed. Spoilers. Sorreltail: Just show me secretly. Daisy: Can't. This is live. Sorreltail: Then show me after the show. Daisy: No. Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUU! (the limo arrives) Daisy: That's your cue to go. Sorreltail: Okay. (heads off towards limo) Daisy: Well folks, I'm Daisy and Sorreltail has just been evicted! Remember, voting lines have reset, and tomorrow is a DOUBLE EVICTION, so your votes count more than ever! Here are the numbers again, in case you need them: Voice-over: If you want BRIGHTHEART to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS BRIGHTHEART to 161 661! If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661! If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661! If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661! If you want WILLOWPELT to win, dial 1902 55 71 14! Or SMS WILLOWPELT to 161 661! Daisy: Goodnight! Sorreltail: Bye everyone!
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