__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOEDITSECTION__ File:Nav bar left.png The War of Five Kings File:Nav bar right.png File:Quest Boss Icon.png The War of Five Kings is a that is part of the A Royal Celebration storyline. File:World Wedding Feast.jpg Joffrey's "entertainment" arrives -- five dwarves, offensively costumed as the five kings. Lord Tyrion's face hardens.
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| - __NOEDITSECTION__ __NOEDITSECTION__ File:Nav bar left.png The War of Five Kings File:Nav bar right.png File:Quest Boss Icon.png The War of Five Kings is a that is part of the A Royal Celebration storyline. File:World Wedding Feast.jpg Joffrey's "entertainment" arrives -- five dwarves, offensively costumed as the five kings. Lord Tyrion's face hardens.
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| - Get Crowd Booing
- Throw Food
- Trip "Renly"
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| - Beg "Renly" to Leave
- Order Them Offstage
- Pay Them Early
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| - Look for Reaction
- Ruin Performance
- Try to Rip Costume
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| - The "Stannis" dwarf has a red-haired woman's face protruding from his crotch -- the red priestess. The crowd laughs.
- "Robb" is dressed with a wolf's head strapped to his pelvis that he mimes humping. The crowd laughs, but Sansa is white with fury.
- The "Renly" dwarf rides what is clearly a bare-bottomed Loras Tyrell. Mace Tyrell looks ready to murder him. This must be stopped.
- Joffrey's "entertainment" arrives -- five dwarves, offensively costumed as the five kings. Lord Tyrion's face hardens.
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| - [Your Sworn Sword] tried, but the damage was done the moment "Renly" was seen by the crowd. Queen Margaery looks furious and Loras Tyrell has walked out.
- Finally, mercifully, the dwarves troop offstage, amid loud laughter. Joffrey himself is laughing so hard he nearly chokes.
- Half the crowd is in hysterics, the other half is furious. If Joffrey's plan was to make himself the most hated king in Westeros, it's working.
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| - __NOEDITSECTION__ __NOEDITSECTION__ File:Nav bar left.png The War of Five Kings File:Nav bar right.png File:Quest Boss Icon.png The War of Five Kings is a that is part of the A Royal Celebration storyline. File:World Wedding Feast.jpg Joffrey's "entertainment" arrives -- five dwarves, offensively costumed as the five kings. Lord Tyrion's face hardens.
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