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Darth Fat Guy was born on Alderaan to a random female who had just ate a milkball that appeared outta nowhere. On his birth, he was fatter then a normal baby boy guy would be (265 pounds to be exact). This would be due to the force's awkward properties when he was born, but he would not know about it until later into his life. As a kid, he tried attracting the ladies by regularly going to populated places and dancing to the sacred song "Milkshake". Many, many people where incidentally killed in the mating process, which sent out some vibe in the Force that a lot of Sith were interested in. His big break would come when the local bully challenged Darth Fat Guy to a highly publicized duel (to the death!) which Darth Fat Guy won by throwing the first punch which disfigured his face really bad

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  • Darth Fat Guy
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  • Darth Fat Guy was born on Alderaan to a random female who had just ate a milkball that appeared outta nowhere. On his birth, he was fatter then a normal baby boy guy would be (265 pounds to be exact). This would be due to the force's awkward properties when he was born, but he would not know about it until later into his life. As a kid, he tried attracting the ladies by regularly going to populated places and dancing to the sacred song "Milkshake". Many, many people where incidentally killed in the mating process, which sent out some vibe in the Force that a lot of Sith were interested in. His big break would come when the local bully challenged Darth Fat Guy to a highly publicized duel (to the death!) which Darth Fat Guy won by throwing the first punch which disfigured his face really bad
Era
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Cyber
  • The breasts are secretly cybernetic implants
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Eyes
  • Lighter tint of Gold
Affiliation
  • *Sith Order
  • *Burrito Gauntlet
Hair
  • Gold
Name
  • Darth Fat Guy
Height
  • The Size of Mt. Sorrow
Species
Homeworld
Gender
  • Female... or Male...
Death
  • 6.31152E8
Masters
  • *Darth Chef
Birth
  • 6.31152E8
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  • Darth Fat Guy was born on Alderaan to a random female who had just ate a milkball that appeared outta nowhere. On his birth, he was fatter then a normal baby boy guy would be (265 pounds to be exact). This would be due to the force's awkward properties when he was born, but he would not know about it until later into his life. As a kid, he tried attracting the ladies by regularly going to populated places and dancing to the sacred song "Milkshake". Many, many people where incidentally killed in the mating process, which sent out some vibe in the Force that a lot of Sith were interested in. His big break would come when the local bully challenged Darth Fat Guy to a highly publicized duel (to the death!) which Darth Fat Guy won by throwing the first punch which disfigured his face really badly and smattering him under his massive weight. Darth Chef saw the pure evil inside of his fat and took him under his cape as his apprentice.
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