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| - Fluff was first traced back to the Third Crusade, in the year specifically 1190. During a reign of a Templar king named Sir Fluffy, which lasted an unimportant six weeks from April 2nd, 1190 to April 8th, 1190. More specifically, during the Siege of Acre. When Sir Fluffy led the Knights Templar army onto Genoa with a noticeable lack of food and supplies. With only five days worth of peanut butter sandwiches, it was certain that the Knights Templar would only be not just defeated, but also morally crushed and stripped of honor. It was not long before a Crusader became the Crusaded.
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| - Fluff was first traced back to the Third Crusade, in the year specifically 1190. During a reign of a Templar king named Sir Fluffy, which lasted an unimportant six weeks from April 2nd, 1190 to April 8th, 1190. More specifically, during the Siege of Acre. When Sir Fluffy led the Knights Templar army onto Genoa with a noticeable lack of food and supplies. With only five days worth of peanut butter sandwiches, it was certain that the Knights Templar would only be not just defeated, but also morally crushed and stripped of honor. It was not long before a Crusader became the Crusaded. Almost without a drop of blood spilled, Sir Fluffy called the retreat his forces and led them back to his base in Little Chumdrizzleville. While Sir fluffy called for his worn out troops to hit the hay, he stayed up past bedtime for the much of a needed council meeting with his personal chef, Chef Whitemaker Dean. However, the anger within Sir Fluffy was orderly and calmly settled within Sir Fluffy's mind and he was gentle on the young chef Whitemaker. Whitemaker was an important personage towards Sir Fluffy also, because it was also his mother's new husband. (Which back then was not a sin, as it was quite normal for a twenty-year old male to marry sixty-year old women who had children within the ages of forty) Sir Fluffy had respect for his father saying, "I needith more of a food source and supplies for thy warriors! Afterith a great brawl, it is a necessity to receiveith a fanciful meal in whichith taste good and givith them the burning desire to workith for much more of a snack. Pops, wouldith you be able to create thee a snackith in which thee men couldith nibble upon?" However, little did anyone know that Whitemaker was uneducated about wars and did not know how much food an army required to fight. Whitemaker was told that the number of supplies and food needed to be made for the army was numbered by the equation: x = 230 + 8000 + -122x. However, there was no calculators back then and there was little education (which would become greater in the future and lower by the 21st century) so he was forced to do it with paper and his head. It was then when a grouping of words triggered by astonishment on how much food was needed to fill the army's needs originated the current Fluff quote mentioned in the introduction. Whitemaker saw that the answer was twenty thousand (which is still currently debatable if Whitemaker was unskilled in Mathematics and Algebra because the answer is rounded as 70, as the army only consisted of around 50 support men and would only be fighting for two more days if they had not left. So the 19930 extra "to be cooked" foods would be sent to allies to increase diplomacy and ties. When Whitemaker asked his son Sir Fluffy to tell him what kind of food he desired, he said a marshmallow sandwich spread. Soon, the spread arrived and Sir Fluffy dubbed it "Fluff". However, they all died and Sir Fluffy was never seen again. The extra fluff was raiding along with all their women and the fluff's copyright was given to the enemy forces.
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