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Announcer: There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. We are controlling the video. If we wish to annoy you, we'll add obnoxious pop-up ads. Announcer: If we wish to infuriate you, we will load the video even slower so that all you can see is that annoying circle. Announcer: If we wish to confuse you, we will satirize a show that was popular in the 60's, but you'll still kinda get it because you saw it on The Simpsons Halloween Special. Announcer: ...Nostalgic Commercials. NC: Thanks, non-stop kids-ploitation media! (Various channel logos appear onscreen.)

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  • Announcer: There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. We are controlling the video. If we wish to annoy you, we'll add obnoxious pop-up ads. Announcer: If we wish to infuriate you, we will load the video even slower so that all you can see is that annoying circle. Announcer: If we wish to confuse you, we will satirize a show that was popular in the 60's, but you'll still kinda get it because you saw it on The Simpsons Halloween Special. Announcer: ...Nostalgic Commercials. NC: Thanks, non-stop kids-ploitation media! (Various channel logos appear onscreen.)
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  • Announcer: There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. We are controlling the video. If we wish to annoy you, we'll add obnoxious pop-up ads. Announcer: If we wish to infuriate you, we will load the video even slower so that all you can see is that annoying circle. Announcer: If we wish to confuse you, we will satirize a show that was popular in the 60's, but you'll still kinda get it because you saw it on The Simpsons Halloween Special. Announcer: For the next half-hour... (The projector static resumes) ...sit quietly, and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery of... Announcer: ...Nostalgic Commercials. NC (vo): They're back, and they're ready to sell you their shit. Nostalgic Saturday morning commercials are practically a lost art. In that there's no more Saturday morning cartoons to play them with. NC: Thanks, non-stop kids-ploitation media! (Various channel logos appear onscreen.) NC (vo): But nevertheless, there was still a strange otherworldly feel to the ads of the 80s and 90s, and even some more recent ones too. So today, we're gonna take a look at their bright, colorful, sugar-coated, brain-cell killing awesomeness in all its glory. Because commercials are reviewable too. What makes them memorable, what makes them laughable, and what makes them memorably laughable. NC: So, seeing how I called the first one "After These Messages", the second one "We'll be Right Back", the third one "Exclamation Point", and the fourth one "The Fourth One", this one I'm calling... "The Quickening". Three Clay Singers: After these messages... Clay Fire Hydrant (sings): After these messages... Clay Cowboy (sings): After these messages... Clay Dog (sings): After these messages... Three Clay Singers (audio): ...we'll be right back!
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