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| - Percy: What's that over there? Jesse: It looks like a caterpillar. With a horn...? Petra: Uni-pillar? Percy: Here, ask the Pokedex. Percy's Pokedex: Weedle, the Hairy Bug Pokémon. A Bug and Poison type. The stinger on this Pokémon's head guarantees that any attacker will get the point right where it hurts. Lukas: (winces) Great... First, a bird that apparently shows affection by hopping on someone's face, and then a poison caterpillar. Lukas's Spearow: (pouts) Spear! (HEY) Lukas: Sorry... Percy: But what does Weedle want? Jesse: How can you tell it wants anything? Percy: I can tell. Jesse: (raises eyebrow) O...kay...? Percy: Ivor, what do you think? Ivor: Why are you asking me? How should I know what the thing wants? Ivor: What are you looking at, creature? Ivor's Gloom: "Gloom!" ("Nothing!") Jesse: Aww, Ivor! You upset it! Percy: I didnt know you had a Gloom! (he got out his Pokedex) Percy's Pokedex: Gloom, the Weed Pokémon, a Grass and Poison type, and the evolved form of Oddish. It gives off a powerful aroma that can cause those to smell it to faint from two miles away. Ivor: It's not mine, Perry! Percy: (correcting him) ITS PERCY!! Ivor: That's what I said. Lukas: Welcome to my life. Percy: (whispering to Gloom) Is he always like this? Gloom: Gloom. (I don't think so.) Percy: Maybe he's a bit (impersonating Gloom) "Gloom"my Percy: What? Petra: That is probably the single dumbest sentence ever uttered. Percy: Am I (impersonating Emboar)"Emboar"ing you? Petra: (groaning) Stop! Percy: Maybe I'm being a (impersonating Slowpoke)"Slowpoke" to ya. Petra: (grabs Percy by the collar) STOP! Jesse: Petra, calm down. Even if the puns are annoying, he's still a friend, right? Petra: (drops Percy and sighs) Right. Percy: She's right. Petra: I know. Percy: Jesse, behind you! (Percy got out his Pokedex) Percy's Pokedex: Cubone, the Lonely Pokémon. A Ground type. Cubone is known for its usual attitude of caring only for itself. Jesse: (a little startled) Huh? (looks behind her) Hi there. Cubone: Cu bone! (Hi, Mommy!) Percy: I think this Cubone thinks your its mother, Jesse. Jesse: Cute! (picks up Cubone) Hi, Cubone. I'm Jesse, and these are my friends. Aiden: Hello, Jesse. Jesse: (eyeroll) Hi, Aiden. Percy: You guys never learn, do you? Jesse: They are very persistent. Jesse: Aiden! You're scaring him! Aiden: Do I look like I care? Aiden: OW! What is that thing's problem?! Percy: That was Weedle's Poison Sting. But who told it to? Ivor: It was me. Percy: So you caught Weedle? Ivor: Yes. Aiden: (notices Cubone's crying and walks over to Jesse) (to Cubone) Will you STOP CRYING?! Jesse: Aiden, you're upsetting him! Aiden: Jesse, your dinosaur... Skeleton.. Thing.. Is way out of line! Percy: That was Cubone's Bonemarang. Aiden: I don't give a crap what it is, it almost killed me! Cubone: Cu bone bone cubone bone bone! (Well you hurt my feelings, so there!) Jesse: Ugh, let's go, guys. These Blaze Rods aren't worth it. Cubone: Cu bone bone! (I'll take you on!) Charmander: Char mander! (I'll back you up!) Percy: Charmander, use Slash! Jesse: Cubone, do your bone thing! Percy: You mean Bonemarang? Jesse: Yeah. Percy: Charmander, Flamethrower, full force! Percy: I guess he got (impersonating Chimchar) "Chimchar"red Percy: Calm down, Petra, I was mocking Aiden. Petra: (stops) Fine. But your puns are slowly killing me.
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