Facing public scrutiny for his initially lackluster response to the national insomnia epidemic, President Jimmy Carter commissioned the U.S. Senate committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions on February 7, 1979 to find its root causes and formulate a solution. Two months and 12 days later, after consuming 93 gallons of coffee and a metric ton of NO-DOZE, the policy makers found the answer: Public Television. Their volumes of research revealed that millions of Americans were staying up after hours browsing the networks for softcore porn and discovered that nothing killed the sex-drive like wrinkly old members of congress arguing over the possible ramifications of Tax reform proposition #11ty-N. "We were on a 5 minute break from research one night and I was scanning the Television f
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| - C-SPAN är ett TV-program som sänds i USA. Under 1998 efter SG-1 hade återvänt till Jorden för spåra upp vilka som hade stulit Touchstone från Madronanerna. När Kapten Samantha Carter undersökte frågade Doktor Daniel Jackson om någon hade tittat på väder kanalen på TV. Överste Jonathan J. O'Neill svarade han var mer en C-SPAN kille. (SG1: "Touchstone") kategori:TV-serier
- Facing public scrutiny for his initially lackluster response to the national insomnia epidemic, President Jimmy Carter commissioned the U.S. Senate committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions on February 7, 1979 to find its root causes and formulate a solution. Two months and 12 days later, after consuming 93 gallons of coffee and a metric ton of NO-DOZE, the policy makers found the answer: Public Television. Their volumes of research revealed that millions of Americans were staying up after hours browsing the networks for softcore porn and discovered that nothing killed the sex-drive like wrinkly old members of congress arguing over the possible ramifications of Tax reform proposition #11ty-N. "We were on a 5 minute break from research one night and I was scanning the Television f
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| - Facing public scrutiny for his initially lackluster response to the national insomnia epidemic, President Jimmy Carter commissioned the U.S. Senate committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions on February 7, 1979 to find its root causes and formulate a solution. Two months and 12 days later, after consuming 93 gallons of coffee and a metric ton of NO-DOZE, the policy makers found the answer: Public Television. Their volumes of research revealed that millions of Americans were staying up after hours browsing the networks for softcore porn and discovered that nothing killed the sex-drive like wrinkly old members of congress arguing over the possible ramifications of Tax reform proposition #11ty-N. "We were on a 5 minute break from research one night and I was scanning the Television for some skin," said then-Congressman Al Gore,"when I glanced across the room at congresswoman Millicent Fenwick. Suddenly, my dick went limp and I lost the drive to stay awake! It was a real epiphany." A plan was quickly fleshed-out and the network was up and running the very next week.
- C-SPAN är ett TV-program som sänds i USA. Under 1998 efter SG-1 hade återvänt till Jorden för spåra upp vilka som hade stulit Touchstone från Madronanerna. När Kapten Samantha Carter undersökte frågade Doktor Daniel Jackson om någon hade tittat på väder kanalen på TV. Överste Jonathan J. O'Neill svarade han var mer en C-SPAN kille. (SG1: "Touchstone") kategori:TV-serier
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