Matt Millen is the really really really really really really inept former general manager of the Detroit Lions. When he was the general manager for the Detroit Lions, he only drafted wide receivers and didn't draft any offensive linemen and caused the team to go 0-16 in a single season. Out of all the people he drafted, the only person with any actual skill was the sexy nigger faggot Calvin Johnson.
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| - Matt Millen is the really really really really really really inept former general manager of the Detroit Lions. When he was the general manager for the Detroit Lions, he only drafted wide receivers and didn't draft any offensive linemen and caused the team to go 0-16 in a single season. Out of all the people he drafted, the only person with any actual skill was the sexy nigger faggot Calvin Johnson.
- Matthew George "Matt" Millen (born March 12, 1958) is an American former National Football League linebacker and a former executive. Millen played for the Oakland Raiders, the San Francisco 49ers and the Washington Redskins. In Millen's 12-year NFL playing career, he played on four Super Bowl-winning teams. Millen won a Super Bowl ring with each of the three teams for which he played.
- Ever since any could remember, little Matt Millen had wanted to become a president of a football team. Despite receiving extremely poor grades in school, no one doubted Matt, except his parents, who wanted him to continue the tradition of subsistence farming. Matt soon grew into a deft fantasy football team manager, easily beating his senile grandpa by massive amounts in their league in high school. He went on to graduate in the top 75 percent of his community college with a business degree. This was quite shocking due to the fact that Millen suffers from an extremely low IQ. No one seems to remember who interviewed or gave Millen his low level starting job as the scout for the Detroit Lions. Detroit had been the dumps of the NFL for many years, all the while Millen was rising in position.
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* 4× Super Bowl champion
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| - Matthew George "Matt" Millen (born March 12, 1958) is an American former National Football League linebacker and a former executive. Millen played for the Oakland Raiders, the San Francisco 49ers and the Washington Redskins. In Millen's 12-year NFL playing career, he played on four Super Bowl-winning teams. Millen won a Super Bowl ring with each of the three teams for which he played. After his playing career, Millen was President and CEO of the Detroit Lions from 2001 until week 4 of the 2008 NFL season. His eight-year tenure as head of the franchise led to the worst eight-year record in the history of the modern NFL (31-84, a .270 winning percentage), and resulted in his termination on September 24, 2008. Following his NFL career, he was a football commentator for several national television and radio networks. His last job before joining the Lions was as a member of the number two broadcast team for the NFL on Fox, as well as being the color commentator for Monday Night Football on Westwood One. On February 1, 2009, he joined the NBC broadcast team for pre-game analysis of Super Bowl XLIII. He was employed by ESPN as an NFL analyst, and by NFL Network as a color commentator on Thursday Night Football, but currently only does color commentary on ESPN for college football.
- Ever since any could remember, little Matt Millen had wanted to become a president of a football team. Despite receiving extremely poor grades in school, no one doubted Matt, except his parents, who wanted him to continue the tradition of subsistence farming. Matt soon grew into a deft fantasy football team manager, easily beating his senile grandpa by massive amounts in their league in high school. He went on to graduate in the top 75 percent of his community college with a business degree. This was quite shocking due to the fact that Millen suffers from an extremely low IQ. No one seems to remember who interviewed or gave Millen his low level starting job as the scout for the Detroit Lions. Detroit had been the dumps of the NFL for many years, all the while Millen was rising in position. By the time Detroit consistently sucked every year, Millen was the director of scouting. After a mob of angry Detroitians essentially ran the previous General Manager out of town, Millen was offered the job.
- Matt Millen is the really really really really really really inept former general manager of the Detroit Lions. When he was the general manager for the Detroit Lions, he only drafted wide receivers and didn't draft any offensive linemen and caused the team to go 0-16 in a single season. Out of all the people he drafted, the only person with any actual skill was the sexy nigger faggot Calvin Johnson. In addition to being inept as shit, he is also a really really really really really gay poopy faggot who likes to have gay sex with Jerry Sandusky and Joey Harrington. He is so inept that he deposits pennies into his Bank of America checking account, which is the most inept bank in existence. He also only eats those cheap ass 99 cent banquet TV dinners, which are the most inept meals in existence. He does not cook these meals by using the microwave, instead he just leaves them outside all day and eats them once they have been left outside all day. Sometimes, if it is cold out, the TV dinner never melts and he is forced to consume frozen meat and frozen mashed potatoes. He rides on a bicentennial bicycle because he is inept. He uses pagers because he is inept. He shops at Kmart because he is inept. He uses a 15th century Arquebus musket to defend his home because he is inept. He uses dial-up internet because he is inept. He uses AOL instant messenger because he is inept. He drives an 1886 Mercedes Benz patent motorwagen to work because he is inept. He uses an old ass CRT PC with windows 3.1 and Netscape Navigator to surf the net because he is inept. He carries around a sony walkman because he is inept. He uses a land line telephone because he is inept. Holy shit, he is really really inept.
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