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| - To the dwellers of forgotten ages, greetings! We, at long remove your descendants, have hijacked your primitive Internet communication through a phenomena we call transtemporal domain-based demi-virtual routing, converting your quaint http into the more palatable ittp protocol (version 2.3.1), allowing us to serve you a wiki from a hundred thousand years in the future. We forgive you your sins, for we are compassionate. In this way, we reach for you.
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| - To the dwellers of forgotten ages, greetings! We, at long remove your descendants, have hijacked your primitive Internet communication through a phenomena we call transtemporal domain-based demi-virtual routing, converting your quaint http into the more palatable ittp protocol (version 2.3.1), allowing us to serve you a wiki from a hundred thousand years in the future. You are skeptical, we know. Steeped in science fiction, you believe that entities from so far in the future should travel in some sort of timeship, gloriously ablaze with light, singing electronic hosannahs. But you are primitive, undereducated, overfed yet malnourished, your brain is addled by consumerism, so you easily believe such foolishness. We forgive you your sins, for we are compassionate. The quantum mechanical description of the universe, like the Newtonian, was essentially correct, save in one or two minor areas. One of these areas turns out to be time. It is possible to 'seep' information back through time, and to retrieve information, though there can be no change in the sum of matter and energy in the two different timelines. In this way, we reach for you. We call our world Egeurod, though you call it Earth. When we make a map available, you will see there have been no great changes in the relations between the continents. The continent we call Kau is the landmass you call Australia. The island Saurtha, where the Sovereign Knight's Order of Phaeinos maintains its chief officers, you call Iceland. The ocean you call Pacific we call Endless. The world you call Venus we call Venera. We will try and make clear such correspondences as we see fit, but as our intent here is to elucidate and illuminate our time for you we do not always clarify the relation of our names to yours. This site is maintained by the Collegium of Quanto-temperoral Wizards, as chartered by His Majesty Mori XIII Emperor of Otan, and is certified to be in full compliance with the Imperial Secrets Act. It is no longer a crime to view these pages; your precious anuses are safe from our relentless futuristic probes.
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