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| - Somewhere in ... Frank Knight: Hey , I'm sorry about this. I remembered I had to buy some whiskey, but I totally forgot to fill the car with gas. Frank: Yeah, I know, I really should cut down on the whiskey, otherwise my stomach is gonna strike against me. Union Officer: Gather up! Up the hill! Union victory! Union victory! Union Officer: I, Colonel Dexter Blade, on this day in 1863, will take the battle to the Confederates and win the Battle of Pacific Bay! Frank: Colonel Dexter Blade? Union? Confederates? Oh crap, . We just traveled back in time to the American Civil War! Frank: Oh of course, . People can't travel back in time, that's just absurd. It must be a historical reenactment show! Frank: Jeez, I never understood why people get the urge to dress up and reenact old historic
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| - Somewhere in ... Frank Knight: Hey , I'm sorry about this. I remembered I had to buy some whiskey, but I totally forgot to fill the car with gas. Frank: Yeah, I know, I really should cut down on the whiskey, otherwise my stomach is gonna strike against me. Union Officer: Gather up! Up the hill! Union victory! Union victory! Union Officer: I, Colonel Dexter Blade, on this day in 1863, will take the battle to the Confederates and win the Battle of Pacific Bay! Frank: Colonel Dexter Blade? Union? Confederates? Oh crap, . We just traveled back in time to the American Civil War! Frank: Oh of course, . People can't travel back in time, that's just absurd. It must be a historical reenactment show! Frank: Jeez, I never understood why people get the urge to dress up and reenact old historic battles! Union Officer: Thank you, thank you all for coming! My name is Joe Stanford and I will play the role of Colonel Dexter Blade! Today is the grand finale, the day the Colonel prevails! Union Officer: On this day he said to his troops: "I, Colonel Dexter Blade, will lead the Union to glory! May God strike me down if He chooses otherwise!" BOOOOM! Frank: What the... ! Frank: Uh oh. Either they've got amazing special effects, or... I agree , we'd better have a look around the battlefield and assess the damage!
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