She's always following me around because she thinks I'm cool, but really it just makes her look pathetic. Seriously, she's like always there. Like, I decided to write this article about her a week ago, but I couldn't get a minute to myself. Right now, she's snoring in my ear and drooling on her boob and a little bit on my boob. What a dork. By the time you finish reading this, you'll totally understand what I have to put up with every day.
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