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You Know What's Bullshit?! Places that sell bagels with butter or cream cheese, because they put too much fucking cream cheese on it! Mostly, this problem I've encountered happens at Dunkin' Donuts and Wawa. And those of you from around the world, yes, that's what it's called, Wawa. But is there any need to put this much cream cheese on a bagel? I have to get a plastic spoon or a napkin to wipe it off. You can't bite into it without getting it all over your face. Seriously, who wants all that?! When the cream cheese fills the hole in the middle of the bagel, I think, that's when you should realize it's too much. So, are you going to eat the cheese in the middle of the hole or are you gonna get a spoon to push it out? Like shit being squished out of a seagull's asshole! I mean, who's going

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  • You Know What's Bullshit?! Places that sell bagels with butter or cream cheese, because they put too much fucking cream cheese on it! Mostly, this problem I've encountered happens at Dunkin' Donuts and Wawa. And those of you from around the world, yes, that's what it's called, Wawa. But is there any need to put this much cream cheese on a bagel? I have to get a plastic spoon or a napkin to wipe it off. You can't bite into it without getting it all over your face. Seriously, who wants all that?! When the cream cheese fills the hole in the middle of the bagel, I think, that's when you should realize it's too much. So, are you going to eat the cheese in the middle of the hole or are you gonna get a spoon to push it out? Like shit being squished out of a seagull's asshole! I mean, who's going
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  • You Know What's Bullshit?! Places that sell bagels with butter or cream cheese, because they put too much fucking cream cheese on it! Mostly, this problem I've encountered happens at Dunkin' Donuts and Wawa. And those of you from around the world, yes, that's what it's called, Wawa. But is there any need to put this much cream cheese on a bagel? I have to get a plastic spoon or a napkin to wipe it off. You can't bite into it without getting it all over your face. Seriously, who wants all that?! When the cream cheese fills the hole in the middle of the bagel, I think, that's when you should realize it's too much. So, are you going to eat the cheese in the middle of the hole or are you gonna get a spoon to push it out? Like shit being squished out of a seagull's asshole! I mean, who's going to eat that? You might as well just be eating a plain glob of cream cheese! Now, maybe that's what some people like. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody came and complained that there wasn't enough cream cheese. So, now, they just cover the fucking things. Now that's fine with me if somebody else likes it, that's okay. But why not have options for different amounts of cream cheese? There should be markings on the wrapping paper that says light, medium, or extra! But I never saw anything like that, and that's BULLSHIT!! Wait, I'm not done, let me take one moment to talk about something. Though you've never seen my face, you know me as the Bullshit Man. I speak from the heart and I tell you everything that's on my mind, but I'm tired of holding back my true identity. It's kind of embarrassing, but being a man who addresses bullshit, I think it's appropriate you know what I look like, and if you wonder why I keep my face a secret for so long, now you'll know why... Because my face...is BULLSHIT!!
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