Since the dawn of time, man has used tools to overcome many hardships of life. The sickle, the pick, the axe, and then... then the knife. But how could we take the invention that has existed since time immemorial and transform it into the ultimate blade? Behold: the ultimate weapon of meme champions. The legendary 1000 degree knife so powerful that legend has it, it can cut through even a -1000 degree knife. The knife is a weapon of legend, and can only be created by the most powerful materials in the cosmic universe. It takes four blowtorches with heat that rivals supernova stars, and one knife made of adamantium, carbon nano fibers, senator armstrong's nanomachines, and 1,000,000 IPhone 6's. Then, and only then, will you wield a blade that can cut through anything like butter on a 1000 d
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| - Since the dawn of time, man has used tools to overcome many hardships of life. The sickle, the pick, the axe, and then... then the knife. But how could we take the invention that has existed since time immemorial and transform it into the ultimate blade? Behold: the ultimate weapon of meme champions. The legendary 1000 degree knife so powerful that legend has it, it can cut through even a -1000 degree knife. The knife is a weapon of legend, and can only be created by the most powerful materials in the cosmic universe. It takes four blowtorches with heat that rivals supernova stars, and one knife made of adamantium, carbon nano fibers, senator armstrong's nanomachines, and 1,000,000 IPhone 6's. Then, and only then, will you wield a blade that can cut through anything like butter on a 1000 d
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| - Since the dawn of time, man has used tools to overcome many hardships of life. The sickle, the pick, the axe, and then... then the knife. But how could we take the invention that has existed since time immemorial and transform it into the ultimate blade? Behold: the ultimate weapon of meme champions. The legendary 1000 degree knife so powerful that legend has it, it can cut through even a -1000 degree knife. The knife is a weapon of legend, and can only be created by the most powerful materials in the cosmic universe. It takes four blowtorches with heat that rivals supernova stars, and one knife made of adamantium, carbon nano fibers, senator armstrong's nanomachines, and 1,000,000 IPhone 6's. Then, and only then, will you wield a blade that can cut through anything like butter on a 1000 degree knife.
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