At the age of fourteen, Marat grew weary of the endless diet of red cabbage, vodka and Communism. He headed to Valencia in Spain, ostensibly to use the advance tennis training facilities there but mainly because the girls are easier. Here Marat says he grew up "very fast...with no muscles." This strange condition meant that he still had no luck with the ladies despite his near-perfect visage. Marat turned to training to take his mind off his dry spell. In addition, he learnt fluent Spanish and embarked on a rigorous skin care regime involving paella that paid off handsomely.
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