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The IATA was originally founded in 1945 by Mr. Iosief Stalin to confiscate American airliners and sell them in Europe. To this end, the original profits involved in this operation were believed to have been transferred to Stalin himself. Declassified Soviet materials now show that nearly all of the funds were transferred to a company called "Nogaisk Vodka Manufacturing", so it is presumed that the profits were all consumed by Stalin in the form of vodkas. The original agency involved the hiring of KGB agents inside the U.S., having received special training courses on how to successfully steal a passenger jet in an airport without getting caught. After successfully stolen Harry Truman's DC-3 in 1949, Stalin decided that it's time to turn to expanding the IATA program and start stealing mil

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  • International Airplanes Trafficking Association
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  • The IATA was originally founded in 1945 by Mr. Iosief Stalin to confiscate American airliners and sell them in Europe. To this end, the original profits involved in this operation were believed to have been transferred to Stalin himself. Declassified Soviet materials now show that nearly all of the funds were transferred to a company called "Nogaisk Vodka Manufacturing", so it is presumed that the profits were all consumed by Stalin in the form of vodkas. The original agency involved the hiring of KGB agents inside the U.S., having received special training courses on how to successfully steal a passenger jet in an airport without getting caught. After successfully stolen Harry Truman's DC-3 in 1949, Stalin decided that it's time to turn to expanding the IATA program and start stealing mil
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  • The IATA was originally founded in 1945 by Mr. Iosief Stalin to confiscate American airliners and sell them in Europe. To this end, the original profits involved in this operation were believed to have been transferred to Stalin himself. Declassified Soviet materials now show that nearly all of the funds were transferred to a company called "Nogaisk Vodka Manufacturing", so it is presumed that the profits were all consumed by Stalin in the form of vodkas. The original agency involved the hiring of KGB agents inside the U.S., having received special training courses on how to successfully steal a passenger jet in an airport without getting caught. After successfully stolen Harry Truman's DC-3 in 1949, Stalin decided that it's time to turn to expanding the IATA program and start stealing military jets and bomber aircraft instead. Stalin's plan was again very successful: by 1951, the IATA managed to steal a total of 1,543 passenger airliners, 693 fighter aircraft, and 393 bombers from the U.S. (half of which were sold to the United Kingdom) However, after Stalin was found dead in his apartment holding a huge tank of vodka in his arms, the IATA was shut down due to the lack of vodka demand back in Moscow. The IATA remained nonexistent for another 30 years until Mikhail Gorby came to power. After he made his famous speech in front of Politburo stating that "IATA would greatly benefit the Soviet economy, the IATA reopened and began a business of stealing and selling passenger jets all over the world to this day. The organization is currently opposed by another organization, the ICAO, an organization that is responsible for returning stolen airliners back to its original owner.
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