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Soda Jerks are theorized to be born of the mix of grease and slime on the bottom of burger joint floors. Growing in large "stalks" similar to slime mold, Soda Jerks begin fighting for dominance upon attaining sentience. Their main source of food, as will be throughout life, is, appropriately, carbonated soft drinks. Larval soda jerks battle for dominance until there is only one larva left.

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  • Soda Jerks are theorized to be born of the mix of grease and slime on the bottom of burger joint floors. Growing in large "stalks" similar to slime mold, Soda Jerks begin fighting for dominance upon attaining sentience. Their main source of food, as will be throughout life, is, appropriately, carbonated soft drinks. Larval soda jerks battle for dominance until there is only one larva left.
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  • Soda Jerks are theorized to be born of the mix of grease and slime on the bottom of burger joint floors. Growing in large "stalks" similar to slime mold, Soda Jerks begin fighting for dominance upon attaining sentience. Their main source of food, as will be throughout life, is, appropriately, carbonated soft drinks. Larval soda jerks battle for dominance until there is only one larva left.
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