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| - :Lois: Oh, hi, Chris, how was school?
:Chris: It was great, I met a girl, Mom.
:Lois: That's wonderful, honey.
:Chris: Yeah, her name is Lindsey, like the state.
:Lois: Is she nice?
:Chris: Yeah, she's really nice and super pretty and her bicycle seats smells like strawberries.
:Lois: Ohh ... okay.
:Chris: I'm gonna go upstairs and alternate between hopeful excitement and suicidal pessimism.
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:Lois: Peter, I need you to drop Stewie off at daycare and then shred this big stack of old bank statements.
:Peter: You got it, Lois.
:[at daycare, the stack is in the circle of playful children. Zoom out with an oblivious Peter in blood from chin to trousers]
:Peter: Is he always this quiet?
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:Stewie: Are you kiddin' me? Are they not seeing this?
:Brian: I know, it's kinda creepy, it's almost like [Chris is] dating Lois.
:Stewie: Yeah...looks like somebody's getting a little oedipussy.
:Brian: Can we say that?
:Stewie: Just did.
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:Lindsey: [dressed as Lois] Thanks for buying me these clothes, Glenn.
:Quagmire: You're welcome. [to Mort, also dressed as Lois] And you're dismissed.
:Mort Goldman: Do I still get to keep the twenty?
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