His origins, mission and where he got his shorts are a complete mystery to all mortal men, the only thing truly known about him is that he is a hero of justice and a distributor of Powdered Toast. His secret identity is that of Mr. Toastman, the cool youth deacon who works during the day as a government clerk. The only one who knows his identity is his faithful female assistant. In his final adventure, he became president of the United States after the last president became incapacitated, and after being sworn into office he appeared to have lost his mind, having relieved the people of their basic human rights and then he nonchalantly destroyed the Bill of Rights and American Constitution, using all of America's most important documents as fuel for his fireplace and focusing all of the cou
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| - His origins, mission and where he got his shorts are a complete mystery to all mortal men, the only thing truly known about him is that he is a hero of justice and a distributor of Powdered Toast. His secret identity is that of Mr. Toastman, the cool youth deacon who works during the day as a government clerk. The only one who knows his identity is his faithful female assistant. In his final adventure, he became president of the United States after the last president became incapacitated, and after being sworn into office he appeared to have lost his mind, having relieved the people of their basic human rights and then he nonchalantly destroyed the Bill of Rights and American Constitution, using all of America's most important documents as fuel for his fireplace and focusing all of the cou
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| - His origins, mission and where he got his shorts are a complete mystery to all mortal men, the only thing truly known about him is that he is a hero of justice and a distributor of Powdered Toast. His secret identity is that of Mr. Toastman, the cool youth deacon who works during the day as a government clerk. The only one who knows his identity is his faithful female assistant. In his final adventure, he became president of the United States after the last president became incapacitated, and after being sworn into office he appeared to have lost his mind, having relieved the people of their basic human rights and then he nonchalantly destroyed the Bill of Rights and American Constitution, using all of America's most important documents as fuel for his fireplace and focusing all of the country's efforts on deciding which of the Three Stooges should get their own stamp and what kind of Kremlin he should purchase. The insane and corrupted president was last seen in a romantic moment with his assistant.
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