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Professor Krassman is the world's leading authority in the rapidly growing field of mind control in frogs. Krassman is hired by Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie to force Kermit the Frog to appear as a commercial spokesman for Doc Hopper's Frog Legs. In typical mad scientist fashion, Krassman is prone towards maniacal laughter, taking great joy in his work. When others join in, however, he curtails it, stating that "I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter."

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  • Professor Krassman
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  • Professor Krassman is the world's leading authority in the rapidly growing field of mind control in frogs. Krassman is hired by Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie to force Kermit the Frog to appear as a commercial spokesman for Doc Hopper's Frog Legs. In typical mad scientist fashion, Krassman is prone towards maniacal laughter, taking great joy in his work. When others join in, however, he curtails it, stating that "I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter."
  • Professor Krassman is the world's leading authority in the rapidly-growing field of mind control in frogs. Krassman is hired by Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie to force Kermit the Frog to appear as a commercial spokesman for Doc Hopper's Frog Legs. In typical mad scientist fashion, Krassman is prone towards maniacal laughter, taking great joy in his work. When others join in, however, he curtails it, stating that "I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter."
Alignment
  • Bad
Goal
  • To reduce Kermit's brain to guacamole
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Dislikes
  • The surfeit of provincial laughter
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Likes
  • Science and giving people really unnecessary surgeries
Actor
Name
  • Professor Krassman
Personality
  • Brilliant, insane, weird, comical, and bullying
Fate
  • Insults Miss Piggy, which makes him a victim of his own machine and his brain turns into guacamole.
Enemies
  • Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, and Max
Performer
Occupation
  • Mad scientist
Debut
  • 1979(xsd:integer)
Fullname
  • Professor Max Krassman
Films
  • The Muppet Movie
Friends
  • Doc Hopper and his men
Quote
  • "You can struggle all you want now, frog. It'll do you very little GOOD!"
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  • Professor Krassman is the world's leading authority in the rapidly growing field of mind control in frogs. Krassman is hired by Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie to force Kermit the Frog to appear as a commercial spokesman for Doc Hopper's Frog Legs. The result of many late nights at his laboratories in Cologne and Dusseldorf, Krassman's latest achievement is an imposing device used to perform an electronic cerebrectomy, a process by which a frog's brain is reduced to guacamole. Due to the timely intervention of Miss Piggy, (whom the professor really should not have insulted) Kermit's gray matter is saved, and Krassman becomes a victim of his own machine. In typical mad scientist fashion, Krassman is prone towards maniacal laughter, taking great joy in his work. When others join in, however, he curtails it, stating that "I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter." Krassman's lab coat has "Prof" emblazoned on the back. This is an allusion to Mel Brooks' role as Governor LePetomaine in Blazing Saddles, the back of whose suit coat was clearly labeled "Gov." Krassman calibrates his machine to 666, The Number of the Beast, and misspells 'frog' when whispering to Doc Hopper. He says, "Our little f-o-r-g..."
  • Professor Krassman is the world's leading authority in the rapidly-growing field of mind control in frogs. Krassman is hired by Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie to force Kermit the Frog to appear as a commercial spokesman for Doc Hopper's Frog Legs. The result of many late nights at his laboratories in Cologne and Düsseldorf, Krassman's latest achievement is an imposing device used to perform an electronic cerebrectomy--a process by which a frog's brain is reduced to guacamole. But due to the timely intervention of Miss Piggy, (whom the professor really should not have insulted) Kermit's gray matter is saved and Krassman becomes a victim of his own machine. In typical mad scientist fashion, Krassman is prone towards maniacal laughter, taking great joy in his work. When others join in, however, he curtails it, stating that "I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter." Krassman's lab coat has "Prof" emblazoned on the back. This is an allusion to Mel Brooks' role as Governor LePetomane in Blazing Saddles, the back of whose suit coat was clearly labeled "Gov."
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